alright so yesterday i was smoking a 2 gram blunt and a one gram joint with my friend and the weed cost 30 dollars for my half because we went brought 3.5 grams for 60 dollars. so my girlfriend(i hate that word :wub: ) crystal hits me up to chill and i said yea we'll chill in my house or something. she pulls up to my house and knocks on the door and i ask my friend to get it because he was on his way out anyway. she comes in my weed smelling room and i bring out my bowl and ask her if she wants to smoke and she says hell yea. we smoked a bowl and a half because she tapped out hahahahahahahaha. then she says she wants to go to the avalon to walk around. we get there and she asks me if i wanted to get some ice cream and i said nah because im broke lmaoooooo. should i just dump her now before she dumps me because i know that bitches hate broke niggas.
lol being broke ain't easy. been there, done that, want my tshirt? women use money as a way to "divide and conquer" men. ignore that garbage. women always talking about money...they can keep their money. i don't need money. in the grand scheme of things, money means nothing. money is strictly a woman's institution, real men don't want their money, real men don't need their money, real men already have money because real men are money. who's face is on that money they be swapping around anyway? not mine? then why do i care about it? only money i care about is that money that has my own face on it. instead of working for their money, work to have your face on that money. get your own money. it ain't your money unless you gots your face on it. people working for benjamins, i'm working for gumisgoods. i'm just saying haha i have zero dollars in my possession right now and i'm still one of the richest men i know. because a washington means nothing to me. i'm not a washington. i'm a "gumisgood". i'll get my own money. and when i say "my own money" i mean, i'll print bills with my own face on it... money is all in your mind, it isn't in your bank account. some of the poorest people right now have some of the most money. but it's not their money lol it's a real man's money. that's right woman, you're reading a man who is hell bent on putting his name in the history books. even as we speak. feel this greatness. i'm after a damn legacy and women keep disturbing me about money? i don't need your money. i could have millions of franklins in my account. and it wouldn't mean anything to me. because i'm not b. franklin. i'm me. 100%. and my money will be 100% me. pay attention. men being cocky about having money they face ain't even on. is there anything sadder? as for this girl...your finances shouldn't matter to her. if it matters to her, next her.
is she your girlfriend or a prostitute? if she only wants you for your allowance she's not the girl for you.
funny thing is, i'm not even poor lol like i said, i'm one of the richest men i know. and that has nothing to do with money. i control men. i control land. i control nations. i control armies. money means nothing to me. i have men who will die for me. by the millions. by the billions? so, keep your cotton paper. because our blood means more. let me build this house here, put a girl in it, and then i'll show you what i mean. i can get more money than i could ever want. but i don't want money. i want history. i do hope you know that this is world war 3. and we're busy talking about money? if you ain't even realize yet that the world is at war...then good luck to you. men are at war.
I've dated a couple of guys without money, the only problem I really had was that I found them to be mooches. I didn't care that they were broke, we could still have a good time. But when we were done hanging out and I'd be on my way out the door and he would ask where I was going and I would say "Oh to a movie with a friend" and he'd ask to come and I'd say sure but then he would expect me to pay. Pay for the ticket, pay for the ride there, pay for the food. Thats fine, once or twice, but when it is consistently guys start to feel less like men and more like leeches. So it goes both ways my man, it isn't just women that can be blood suckers. I think the common theme is people without motivation that expect everyone around them to take care of them, they contribute nothing, people like that need to be avoided in general. So if your woman is like that, and you know it, maybe end it. But if she is a good woman and your just ashamed that your broke, then get over it. That isn't her fault, don't make it her fault. Just treat her with respect and love and that should be enough to make her happy.
Here are the things you are doing wrong: 1. You spend $60 on an 8th. 2. You smoke 2 gram blunts. 3. You go to the avalon for ice cream with your GF. Here is how you do it right: 1. Buy 2 grams of 27%THC skywalker for $25 like i do. 2. Roll 4 half gram joints. 3. Smoke 1 joint with your GF and you should both be high as fuck. 4. Fuck each other's brains out. 5. Share a gallon of ice cream and then go to sleep in each other's arms.
Pretty much... "Man, I'm tight on money. I'm gonna split an eighth with my buddy and smoke it all right now."
[quote name="gumisgood" post="20973650" timestamp="1416828746"]funny thing is, i'm not even poor lol like i said, i'm one of the richest men i know. and that has nothing to do with money. i control men. i control land. i control nations. i control armies. money means nothing to me. i have men who will die for me. by the millions. by the billions? so, keep your cotton paper. because our blood means more. let me build this house here, put a girl in it, and then i'll show you what i mean. i can get more money than i could ever want. but i don't want money. i want history. i do hope you know that this is world war 3. and we're busy talking about money? if you ain't even realize yet that the world is at war...then good luck to you. men are at War light the fires and smoke till higher if this is war I'm blowing green a ganja machine Lt.Smoker here, brotha in bongs, decorated non cougher sir and being broke I'd cool for a little while and only on your way to getting paid ramen ain't half bad but some fuckin fettuccini is much better and Dem salt packets risk diabetes oddly and garlic butter is better for you print those bills homie I'll call you after the IRS put some money on your books or you'll be free either way I hope you like set-ups we will be over smoking weed without K2 in it. I kiiiid I kiiiid if I repent for you you forgive me and bring me Lindsey lohaaan?
Good luck with "my war"? Are you paying attention to America right now? Men are at war and it has nothing to do with luck. Women bugging about money and men are stepping out into the night to fight? Money isn't the issue right now with men. Right now, it's about this war that is brewing. Tell that girl that. Umm, sounds nice...America right now can't say the same. This Ferguson incident has brought the whole country to a standstill. I don't need luck for "my war" lol..it's happening as we speak.
I'd say money isn't important unless you're really broke. I went to a coffee shop every day with my girlfriend for at least a month, and when I couldn't afford it she would pay and we would still go occasionally. We help each other out.
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