Which animal is the stoner of the animal kingdom?

Stoners come in all shapes sizes and colors so id say the panda...they're black, white and asian...

 

Koalas, Sloths, and Turtles!

 

My cats always sit in my lap when I light up.

 

capuchin monkeys like to eat millipedes which venom has cyanide.
 
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Of course the risk of agonizing death has never stopped anyone from getting high, so the capuchins (one of mankind's closest relatives) gather in huge groups and swap hits of 'pede. It's like a frat party, but with slightly more flinging of feces.

 

 
That's me after a dab first thing in the morning. You can see the content in his face.

 

Reindeer love to eat shrooms and apparently alaskan people drink the reindeer's pee in order to get the effects as well, since it doesn't metabolize in the body and get excreted through the urine. Oh, and big horn sheep suck on rocks for a special type of lichen that gives a narcotic effect.

 

Dogs for sure. Every stoner I know has a weenie dog they get high af.


-Poseidon

 

My obvious answer is cats AND CATNIP.
 
They go out of their minds over it, and there appears to be some evidence that they get some sort of "high."

 

I was going to say that about reindeer my is horse they love locoweed

 

My Husky. 
 

 
 

 

My new life goal is to share a J with a sloth... 

 

How much would it take to get a whale stoned? And what kind of ballads would they write in their heads under the influence?
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elw-459P8kE

 

 
Wiener dogs are only good for one thing:
 

 

How in hell do Alaskans collect caribou urine?  They herd reindeer in Alaska? I'm a doubter on this one.

 

Very carefully.

 

First thing that comes to mind is Hiena's...