Weed smell problem

If the slightest smell will clue them in then just don't smoke -.-

no need to be a crackhead about it and HAVE to go on a walk and get high

 

sounds like a buzz kill to me and not worth it. you dont want to possibly piss of you gf's parents. 

 

You're going to want to dress in multiple layers. Smoke and spray yourself with perfume or febreeze. Let yourself air out for a bit then strip out of your outer layer(s). This works best when it's colder because the extra layers raise not suspension

 

 Your first mistake was agreeing to visit your girls parents. 
 
It was at this moment that Canada Smokes knew he fucked up.

 

If they say anything, just kick thier asses! After all, it's thier house....

 

its not hard to make a ghetto bong or pipe and that will eliminate a very high pecent of the smell from smoking it especially outside and for extra cover bring a sploof <toilet roll thingy or anything tube like with dryer sheets jammed in it> and then blow the last few hits onto urself so you smell bounty fresh
 
little one hitters and sploof got me frew highschool with no one ever being able to tell from smell other then the fact that my smile and stupid attitude was a dead give away lol

 

 

BEST WAY

- wear a synthetic material jacket. Like a windbreaker. Smoke won't stick to that.

- No need for bronyass perfume. Just go for a walk. Make an excuse. (I forgot my phone in the car).

- Try to use a one hitter. If you don't have one use a small pipe and load snaps. I hope you know what fuckin snaps are dude lol.

- ALWAYS blow the smoke upwards. This way whichever direction the wind blows it won't get in your hair.

That's all I gotta say. Good luck with the parents.

sent from my brains asshole

 

you should be worry about getting caught and losing your girlfriend.
 
save the 420 time for later when you both are not at parents house.

 

If you use a bong outside I'm sure you'll be fine.

 

If his girl is over 18 I can't imagine he'd lose her I they got caught smoking weed..

But to OP- If you really wanna make sure you don't get "caught"
Make sure you have some good eyedrops, some gum, a pipe and some kind of small AIRTIGHT jar. One of those little orange pill bottles work great.
Put your jar of bud and pipe in the same plastic bag to prevent excess odors. Your pipe smells more than you think.
Make up some kind of excuse to go outside for atleast a few minutes. You'll need to pick the right time(s). Put a couple eyedrops in before you leave your house, but keep them with you when you go, do the same with the gum.
When you smoke, blow the smoke in the air or directly away from you, use the wind to your advantage. And try not to touch the bud while it's bein burnt or your fingers will smell like weed.
Smoke is dust so if you "puff" or air out your clothes a few times it'll help keep the smell off you. <--- *like you would do if you were hot and sweaty.* Put a couple more eyedrops in if you need to, the same goes for the gum.
When you get back in just remember her parents DONT know your high, the only way they'll know is if you get paranoid and start doin stupid shit and acting funny. A big give away is over laughing. Hold your eyes open -but not too wide- while talking to them.

That'll pretty much guarantee you don't get caught if you use your head. 😉
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Because it's a dumbass idea, if you where so scared about being caught, especially in a situation like this then you wouldn't do it. Christ, I swear some potheads act like they need to smoke these days and when confronted about it they come up with some boolshit excuse like "oh I have severe anxiety"