Weed dealers be like:

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  1. "I'll be there in 10 minutes" 

     
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  2. #2 Grendelking, Nov 3, 2014
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    "Dude...you should have called me two days ago. I had the best weed that I've had in years. I'm all out now. I don't know if I'll ever get that kind of bud ever again. I think it won Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup competition like six years in a row or something."
     
    Me: :mad:
     
  3. "I got a 20 bag for you on credit bro, come by."
    I get there:
    "I can't do it on credit, you got your cash on you?"
    ... Dafuq? o_O
     
    His dad: "I got a 20 bag you can have till you get paid, then you pay me back. Let me go get it." - Brings out a bag of moldy, un-dried pot.
    Me: "I can't smoke this stuff man, it'll kill me. Look at the mold."
    His dad: "It won't hurt you. When the flame hits it, the mold dies, right?" 
     
    ... People.. Really? How2derp.
     
  4. "Take this extra gram,and tell me how the quality is"
     
  5. Marijuanas for sale

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  6. "I've got this really good stuff for $400.00 an ounce or you can buy my commercial stuff for $150.00 an ounce."
     
  7. Have a sample oz free of charge please don't hurt me bro!
     
  8. "that's gonna be $5 more dollars" 
     
  9. He buddy how ya been? Here's your appropriatly priced chronic in a non descript bag in a non sketchy location, brought you a doughnut too man! Threw in a .5 because i appreciate you and your buisness extreamly!

    Said no dealer ever.

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  10. Dealer "here's that u wanted"

    Girl that picked up the weed for the group"here's the money

    Girl goes back to the group to find out its only a gram

    Dealer "if u suck my dick ill give u the other gram"

    Yes this did actually happen to this group of 4 i was smokin with one day


    Smoke weed everyday
     
  11. #11 MIKES3, Nov 8, 2014
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    I got you
     
  12. Man. This is, like, some good shit, man.
     
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  13. "Yeah i'll be over in 5"
     
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  14. I got that fire
     
  15. Dealer: I'll give you a gram for 20

    Me: I never pay more than 15 for a g

    Dealer: Damn! You must pick up some shitty bud!
     
  16. "Yo man just one hit .. one hit man .. "
     
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  17. Smell THIS !!

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  18. *rings dealer*
    Me- hey man, got a quater?
    Dealer - yea, im on my way home at the moment, ill ring you in 15 mins.
    Me - alright cool
    *30 mins later*
    * rings dealer*
    *no answer*
    *waits 5 mins*
    *rings dealer*
    *no answer*
    *4 hours later after buying from someone else and getting baked as hell*
    *dealer rings*
    Dealer - hey dude, you still want that quater?
    Me - its cool, i already got one now

    Few weeks later, same guy by the way.
    *rings dealer*
    Me - Hey man you got an eighth?
    Dealer - Yeah ring me in 20 mins and ill come meet you
    *20 mins later*
    *rings again*
    Me - hey man, you ready?
    Dealer - ah sorry, im taking a bath at the moment
    Me - *hangs up and deletes number*

    Fuck that guy haha.

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  19. dealer: yo i got that loud
    me: nea i want weed not subwoofers fuck you...hang up
     
  20. #20 d1ng1zx2, Dec 26, 2014
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    This shit is some super cray loud, it's called golden crunchberry poptart mcswizzlenuggets. $70 an eighth.
     
     
    blah blah "dispensary quality"
    blah blah "straight from california"
    blah blah
     
    just hand over the bag haha
     
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