"Dude...you should have called me two days ago. I had the best weed that I've had in years. I'm all out now. I don't know if I'll ever get that kind of bud ever again. I think it won Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup competition like six years in a row or something." Me:
"I got a 20 bag for you on credit bro, come by." I get there: "I can't do it on credit, you got your cash on you?" ... Dafuq? His dad: "I got a 20 bag you can have till you get paid, then you pay me back. Let me go get it." - Brings out a bag of moldy, un-dried pot. Me: "I can't smoke this stuff man, it'll kill me. Look at the mold." His dad: "It won't hurt you. When the flame hits it, the mold dies, right?" ... People.. Really? How2derp.
"I've got this really good stuff for $400.00 an ounce or you can buy my commercial stuff for $150.00 an ounce."
He buddy how ya been? Here's your appropriatly priced chronic in a non descript bag in a non sketchy location, brought you a doughnut too man! Threw in a .5 because i appreciate you and your buisness extreamly! Said no dealer ever. Sent from my LG-E980 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Dealer "here's that u wanted" Girl that picked up the weed for the group"here's the money Girl goes back to the group to find out its only a gram Dealer "if u suck my dick ill give u the other gram" Yes this did actually happen to this group of 4 i was smokin with one day Smoke weed everyday
Dealer: I'll give you a gram for 20 Me: I never pay more than 15 for a g Dealer: Damn! You must pick up some shitty bud!
*rings dealer* Me- hey man, got a quater? Dealer - yea, im on my way home at the moment, ill ring you in 15 mins. Me - alright cool *30 mins later* * rings dealer* *no answer* *waits 5 mins* *rings dealer* *no answer* *4 hours later after buying from someone else and getting baked as hell* *dealer rings* Dealer - hey dude, you still want that quater? Me - its cool, i already got one now Few weeks later, same guy by the way. *rings dealer* Me - Hey man you got an eighth? Dealer - Yeah ring me in 20 mins and ill come meet you *20 mins later* *rings again* Me - hey man, you ready? Dealer - ah sorry, im taking a bath at the moment Me - *hangs up and deletes number* Fuck that guy haha. Sent from my GT-S5830i using Grasscity Forum mobile app
This shit is some super cray loud, it's called golden crunchberry poptart mcswizzlenuggets. $70 an eighth. blah blah "dispensary quality" blah blah "straight from california" blah blah just hand over the bag haha