Weed dealers be like:

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Mid man, Nov 3, 2014.

  1. "Can I get some?"

    "Yeah, I'm at the beach, slide through"

    *pays $10 admission to enter the beach, pick up bud, and leave out the same gate I just bought a daily pass from 5 minutes later*
     
  2. "Hey I need to dump this off so I can fly back home, just wire me the money whenever you get it. No rush" (larger quanity)


    The next day.


    "Hey do you have my money?"

     
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  3. Also


    Dealer: Come by whenever no rush.
    Me: I'll be there in an hour.
    I get there about 65 minutes later.
    Dealer: Hey man you cant be just showing up over here!

     
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  4. Dealer hits me up saying he has some bomb deals. I use to find him herb but he started dealing and hit me up.


    Dealer: 300 an ounce.
    Me: I use to find you stuff for 200 that was just as good?
    Dealer: Okay fine I can do 200.
    The guy had his girlfriend weigh it and it was 10.5 grams short. She was weighing it by 8ths and weight 5 instead of 8 3.5's.
    Dealer: Hey sorry, I didn't actually see my gf weigh it out but next time I'll hook it up fat.
    I demanded my money back and gave him back his super light oz. Got my money without any threats or cuss words lol. Never hit him up again.

     
  5. they either make zero eye contact, muttering towards the ground, paranoid as fuck
    OR
    they are like saul from pineapple express - just wanna know everything about you, wanna be your best friend etc smiling and shit like a big fuckin labrador
     
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  6. TRUE!!


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  7. my dealer gets paranoid whenever I ask him where he bought his grinder.
     
  8. Me... Hey man I need a 1/2 p
    Hook up...Gotcha bro
    700 dollars and 3 days later life's good


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  9. Me: So where we going to meet?
    Him: You just be heading down _______ st going west, I'll be going east and when we see each other we'll stop with the driver side windows lined up and do it there.



    Just about any location would be better than doing shit that way....
     
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  10. Me:yo my man got da 93
    Buddman: fasho straight gas
    Me: 10-4 need a quake
    Buddman: how u want it got few flavors
    Me: hot damn what u clutching on
    Buddman: plat og and GDP taxing on the GDP doe ijs
    Me: half n half what the ticket
    Buddman: for you 85
    Me: bet that I'll hit u wen I turn in
     
  11. lol tokin, r u from east coast?
     
  12. I wish mite be legal to grow I'm in lonestar state where calibud comes rite to the door lol gotta few homies that go get it n come back with it but not me I tell my boy seal it and ship when possible I still buy from time to time
     
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  13. Dealer : man you never contact me anymore when you need some bud.
    Me: so you finally started to awnser the calls or texts huh?
    Stupid fuck.
     
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