this one guy was like: I normally sells eighths for $80 but ill sell to you for $70. I was like bahahah or I'll hit up my main man and get it for 50
dealer shows up on door step with a Santa hat and a bag filled with little stockings with nugs in them dudes gettin my money for life
...Come by after work and I'll front you an 8th and we can smoke from my bong... Just give me the money whenever... Pretty much how it goes with my dealer.
I am, sadly to say. No one has said that exactly but something close. I always just said no or didn't text back though.
Sales piches and lies ^^ : - "Yoo i have some nice weed if you need any good weeddd" - "If you need some then text me quick coz it's going quickkk" is a pretty every few days one
Stoned dealers measure like: "1 gram..........................................................................................................2 gram........................................................................................................3 gram................................4 gram.......................................................................................5 gram"
Me a few days before I buy: "hey man getting paid Friday you got bud?" Dealer: "yeah man I got a few ounces of some platinum bubba kush left! $50/quarter?" Me: "see you Friday." *friday* Me: "still got that bubba?" Dealer: "just ran out today! I'll have some more either later today or tomorrow at the latest" *tomorrow* Me: "got bud?" Dealer: "yeah man in about an hour or two my dealers swinging by. Big Wreck- 28% THC highest levels in outdoor grown bud in years." About to go pick some up in an hour. ðŸ˜
"yo man I got some bomb fire indoor hit me up" "Aight yeah you busy now?" "Nah come over I'll be ready in like 10 minutes" -hours pass- "Oh sorry dude got distracted hit me up tomorrow"
Running 30 mins late 'i'm literally leaving right now, literally there in literally ten mins' Are you from the UK? In my parts this is typical texting protocol with some guys, lol.