It was Christmas time I was making this Banana Bread at the bakery. The girl next door that worked at the News agency complained that she never got to try some. So I told her to come back the next day and I'll have sone "special cake" for her. The next day (Christmas Eve) I gave her 4 large (Texas banana flavoured muffins). She takes them home, her b.f becomes the lab rat and decides to eat half. 30 mins later his sitting there saying how shit they are (never diss the muffins). So he proceeds to eat the other half. 30 mins past, they were meant to be going Christmas shopping together, but the b.f is lying on the floor unable to move and is talking like a tard! Never pays to be a porkie pig with my muffins and bread! Lol!