I randomly think of weird and usually offensive band names all the time does anyone else do that? Like 'seven car pileup' Or really bad folk band names like 'Jill came tumbling after' Post em here! The Dank Knight
I was rummaging in a record store like 20 years ago and saw a band called "Barney rubble and the cunt stubble" I will never forget that The Dank Knight
<sup>White Monks On Dope </sup> <sup>The Bad Bullwinkles (real band I think)</sup> <sup>The Ass Donkeys (another real band)</sup>
I love the butthole surfers! Very underrated band actually. They still play that "flowing like an avalanche.....comin down the mountain" song on the alt stations. The Dank Knight
Remember a couple of years ago when a guy in Florida ate a homeless guy's face because he was high on salvia or something It was a trending story on Yahoo! and the way they summarized it made for the perfect band name Miami Cannibal Attack
Gotta hand it to drug dealers for pushing that shit. Hey you wanna be so fucked up you eat your dog and stab your own eyes out? "Yes.....yes I do" The Dank Knight