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I haven't really noticed any change in their behavior. The male is always suckholing around anyway, no matter what I'm doing.

 

HahahaH you doing OGs?!?

 

Poop'd a little?

 

Shit, haven't worked in two weeks, wide awake in the middle of the night.

 

That's funny. I am new to this site, please forgive me
 

 

That's funny. I am new to this site, so please forgive any mistakes that I may make. Any suggestions for this site?

 

 
Welcome!
 
Suggestions: Don't waste your time getting into any philosophical discussions with the kids or about things that happened before they were born -- the problem with both is they have no historical perspective. Aside from that they're fine!
 
And above all else, avoid the dirty old men.
 
Hey wait . . .

 

Somebody call? 

 

What are yall old codgers doing tonight? I am on a t break for a while so nothing fun happening here..

 

 
From The Urban Dictionary:
 
DIRTY OLD MAN
 
An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich (check sugar daddy)
 
Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can you get me a soda pop from that cooler? These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.

Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself on that walker like that.
 
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Just codging it up.
 
Ain't squat on TV, I'm still sober but trying to get drunk.

 

Had my fun last night.
Wallet and tired body dictate that bowls and internet, sprinkled with a little football are the call for the evening.
 
Old people joke:
 
A guy sitting in a diner overhears the elderly couple sitting behind him talking,
Old Man: "Honey? Do you remember when we were at this very diner 60 years ago and I took you out back and laid you against the  fence and had my way with you?"
Old Woman: "You bet I do!"
Old Man: "What so you say we go try it again?"
 
The old woman agrees so they get up with their walker and cane and start slowly toddling out behind the diner. The guy listening decides he has GOT to see this, so he sneaks out and watches from around the corner. They arrive by the fence, the woman pulls down her bloomers from under her dress and the man drops his pants. They embrace and she slowly leans back toward the fence, and launch into the rowdiest sex this guy has ever seen! They're both gyrating madly and yelling! This goes on for about 2 minutes until they both finally collapse on the ground. The guy watching is amazed to see these two having porn star sex at their age, so he decides to ask them what their secret is. They slowly have gathered themselves off the ground as he approaches them. 
 
Guy: "I hope you don't think I'm rude or weird, but I overheard your conversation and I just watched that amazing sex you and the wife had. To do that at your ages, I must know your secret!"
Old Man. "60 years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 

seriously not looking forward to my first colonoscopy : (

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Jeez.....56 here...still tokin and dont fit the sterotypes...would appreciate an older thread forum, but its nice to help out the kids , some of whom are seriously looking for advice...some are just trolling..but we have our share of those even at our age.....anyway, I'm in if its done...

 

 
My second is coming up shortly. They're not bad really, it's the prep that's the worst part.

 

  Had my first colonoscopy about 10 years ago. When the nurse administered the med that causes a 
euphoric, amnesiac effect, I looked at her and said "Wow, that's the best shit I've had in 20 years". Then fade to black. I guess they all had a good laugh.