Mexican word of the day is Ebola.... He wen to de bowling alley, an Ebola perfect game... Now that's hilarious!!! Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Italian works much better than Spanish. "I always a pick luigi for my bowling team, because he a always ebola a perfect game "
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?" Q: What's worse than shoving 12 raw oysters up your grandmother's cunt and sucking them back out? A: Sucking out 13. A teacher asks her students, "What do cows say?" They answered in unison "Moo!" Then she asks "What do sheep say?" They answer "Baa!" The teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?" Then Tyrone gets up and screams "Freeze, nigger! What's in the bag?" Man 1: I was walking home by the train station the other day and saw a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her home. One thing led to another and I ended up fucking her. She had a perfect ass, big tits and long legs. Man 2: How was her face? Man 1: I don't know. I couldn't find her head. Edit: If you get offended, then write me an email to idontgiveafuck@eatadick.com then don't send it and just kill yourself instead, you pussy ass bitch.
Oh, I got one! So I was fucking this chick from behind the other day, and I decided to just go for it and put it in her ass. She stopped me and goes "Hey, isn't that a little presumptuous?" And so I said "presumptuous? Isn't that an awfully big word for a 10 year old?" Lulz
Lmao! Got so many looks, in the library during midterms week. Hahahaha Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Grasscity Forum mobile app