The sex talk.

I have another question for everyone, when was the first time you heard about a queef? In 10th grade everyone in my English class acted like I was supposed to know what it was like there was a class on it. I recognized what a queef was as soon as they said it but, how the fuck was I supposed to learn the name of that shit?

 

We had sex ed in like 4th grade in school. Saved the parents from really having to say anything. Around 14 my dad told me "If you're going to play in the rain wear a raincoat." Word, dad.


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I learned about it from my four older brothers.  My parents were old school devout Mormons.  Sex talks consisted of passages from the scriptures and dire warnings of eternal damnation if you have sex outside marriage.. oh and masturbation.  Apparently every time you masturbate an angel dies of syphilis... or something like that... my memory is faulty.  
 
I never heard the word queef until I hit college.  I found it fascinating.  I didn't know women could do that.  Then a buddy of mine showed me a video of a woman blowing out a candle by queefing.  My fascination died that night along with my soul. 

 

 
My parents neglected to teach me anything about sex, I learned everything from T.V, Friends, books and experience. 
I did however have the talk with my younger brother though, he was about....6..or..7..I think..? Anyway, he wanted to know what 69'ing was because his friends at school were making jokes about it and he didn't want them to think he was un-cool because he didn't know what it was. So I grabbed some kitchen chairs and basically said "This chair is the girl, this chair is the boy" and flipped one upside down and stacked it. Then I said  picture the chair legs as real legs and the faces go here. So....thats basically it. And he kinda just stared for a few seconds, and then said thank you and left.
After that, he asked about everything, whats a blowjob, whats an orgasm, etc. I was somewhere between flattered that he would come to me and totally weirded out that I have to talk about sex with a little boy.

 

6 years old? thats like 1st grade bruh. no way i believe he would be asking about that shit at that age. and if he really did, shame on you for answering. you dont have to answer just because they ask. some things are better left unsaid for someone that young.

 

I have to admit, as special of a moment as I am sure it was, I can't remember when I first heard of queefing, 
 
I remember when I first saw an erect penis though, I was in 4th grade and it was Canada Day. We had to make these collages that represent what Canada means to us, and the teacher plopped a giant pile of National Geographics on the big table and that was what we had to get our pictures from.
Anyway, I grabbed a few magazines from the top and went back to my desk, got out my glue and scissors, and then opened the magazine. There infront of me, was a chestnut haired gentleman simply standing there with a giant erect penis against a plain pink background. I turned the page, and there were more men, in various positions, with giant erections. My instinct was to nudge a friend of mine next to me and say "Oh my god look at this" and he immediately snapped it away from me when he realized what it was so he could show all the guys in the class. They all had a good laugh before the teacher realized what was going on.
I guess what had happened was a retired teacher had donated a bunch of old magazines to the school, and someone in that household used to buy these porn mags and staple National Geographic covers to the outside and then mix them in to the normal pile so nobody would find them.
Lucky for me, I found them.  
 
 

 

Yes, he was a rather......interesting child. He got caught in Kindergarten smoking a cigarette with a beer in his hand watching a cardboard box he and his friend had lit on fire outside the school. My parents didn't really know what to say.
And really, I could of not answered, your right. But would it stop there? Of corse not, he is going to find out one way or another. Either its from me, someone who honestly cares about him and isn't going to lie, or its from some other kid at school that maybe isn't going to give him the full truth. 
And as strange as this sounds, at 6, he was going out on little dates with his girlfriends to the movies. I'd pick him up a rose from the grocery store to give to her because he wanted to seem like a gentleman.
He had pussy on the mind the second he was old enough to realize his penis could do more then just pee. 
 
 
 

 

sounds fucked up. i would be inclined to think the child was a victim of sexual abuse or just bad all around parenting if he was so aware of that stuff at that age. thats not normal at all.

 

This thread went south fast.  I need a drink. 

 

I'm so grateful for your clarification. lol

 

I had to read this twice. I was like "What's wrong with penises in National Geographic? Little strange for them to be erect. She must be mistaken" and then I saw "porn mags" and "Wait, what? Lets reread"
 

There is nothing wrong with a child knowing about sex. It's natural. There is no age limit on such things. Only reason people act like it is because of religious nut jobs who are afraid that anything dealing with sex is dirty. Sex and the human body is natural and children should learn these things as soon as they can understand it.
 

I would say this thread is exactly where it should be

 

Relevant comic to the thread

 

Hey hey, my mom used to say things to me here and there but was more open with my older brothers, she'd always tell them "if your gonna go party don't forget the party hat"

 

Lol, I just turned 26 and barely learned what that was a few months ago

 

At the time I think maybe cause they were 5 and 8 years older than me and started doin their own thing, plus when she'd talk to me about sex I'd be like "I know, I know we talk about that at school" lol

 

To lighten the mood... mmm Carne Seca lol