Random toilet questions

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by SMOCATRON, Oct 18, 2014.

  1. 1. Toilet paper: Scrunch or fold?
     
    2. Wiping: Sit (cheeks on seat) or stand (cheeks off seat)?
     
    3. Toilet paper roll: Over or under? (See attached picture)
     
     
     
    These are some general toilet questions which I have found to cause a lot of controversy.
     
    For me:
    1. Fold
    2. Sit
    3. Over
     
     
     

     

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  2. So my work redid all the bathrooms in the building. Used to be a good 2-3 toilets, 3-4 urinals. Now its 2 urinals and ONE toilet.
     
    Seriously, every time I go to the bathroom during break, someone is using the toilet! And the when I have to go I sit down and the seat is all warm and I can smell the last persons shit!
     
    It's just FUCKING WEIRD!
     
    And I work for the 3rd largest ISP in the nation, and for some god dam reason they have a fucking kiddie urinal!! HELLO everyone here is above 18! So why the fuck is there a kids urinal here?!?!?
     
  3. Wait... How do you wipe your ass still sitting down?


    JESUS GOT SHOT IN THE FACE
     
  4. #4 HelloThere, Oct 18, 2014
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    Hahaha it's soooo much easier, cleaner, and more effective you have a lot to learn
     
  5. i need to us the lower urinal because my penis is so long, it would simply fall into a standard urinal.
     
  6. 1. Both. Folding for extra support of the toilet paper and scrunching for optimal cover when wiping.

    2. Sit.

    3. Over? I thought that was standard


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  7. 1.always fold
    2.absolutely sit
    3.I prefer over, but to be honest I never put the tp on the roller at home. I just leave it on top of the toilet. So much easier access

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  8. Scrunch, sit, over.

    People wipe standing up? How does your ass not close and smear the shit around worse?


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  9. 1. Fold.

    2. Sort of a half stand/sit squat method, where my cheeks are just barely off the seat.

    3. Off the roll.
     
  10. scrunch
    seated
    over
    :metal:
     

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