How to approach a female on campus?

True player right here. Most students I know don't have time to be interested in shit. I can't think of one I know that it isn't all stressed about there classes. My guess is she walks fast because she is really there to just handle business or she is on her way the Dick she already has.

 

Dude. I have the SAME problem. Except I'm a girl and Im crushing on a guy I see around campus. I'm the kind of girl who walks really fast in campus & constantly has a bitch fact on but despite this I'd love it if someone came up to me and talked to me or asked for my number or something.. Even if the guy isn't my type I'd still be flattered so my advice is (from a girls point of view here) try to get her somewhere she has to stop for a sec like the elevator and just say hi! 
 

 

Ask how she's doing, tell her your name, tell her you think you've seen her in your other class, ask her her major, ask her why she chose it, comment on her explanation and relate it to your own aspirations, ask her if she'd like to study or get some coffee some time.
 
Lastly, get dem digits, son!

 

Ask her if she was to be a pirate, simultaneously touch her shoulder closest to you and say would you wear your parrot here.... or over her and move your hand to her other shoulder so your arm is wrapped around her

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if she's that pretty, she's taken. We guys don't pussyfoot around when it comes to beautiful women. She can make you fall in love with her and then dump your sorry ass for somebody else in a heartbeat, leaving you all curled up in the fetal postion on a psychologist's couch. Be careful bro. Beautiful women have lots of power.

 

don't mean to troll but 'nombre' is name also, it's the noun. 'llamo' is a verb typically used like 'yo me llamo...' and number is 'numero'

 

catch up to her and say..
 
"could you slow the fuck down and let a man talk to you, god damn..."
 
this has never ever worked for me, but i know it works.
 
you know how people sit in the same seat class after class? one day just say fuck it and sit in her seat. i've never done that...i've sat in the seat right next to the seat she always sat at...
 
and she sat right by me..
 
but that's all that happened. it was the same girl i had told earlier in the quarter that "i don't like women and i'm pretty sure i'll never be trapped into marriage".
 
(i was pissed at an ex...)
 
she was all like..."oh well, i don't like to think about marriage..."
 
and i was like "girl, please...you don't like to think about marriage...???" 
 
(i didn't say the last part..  )

 

oh...this actually has worked for me.
 
catch her in stride and just say anything. say hey. talk a bit and go where she is going. then slowly start to slow down as you're walking. slower and slower until you're just standing there. i've done this a couple times...not consciously or whatever..but you can get a girl to stop and stand with you after catching her walking. it's not impossible. 
 
then ask for her number. 
 
then tear it up in her face and laugh like 
 
"girl, you wish..."
 
then walk away. 

 

 
Smooth af right there.
 
Try something clever or out of the ordinary. If she's beautiful and mysterious to you, think of how many other guys are thinking the same thing, but are coming up with things like "hey baby" or "you're hot". If you stand out amongst them, you'll have her attention! They key is holding it, so I wouldn't bullshit her. Just be honest and play it loose, appear too eager and she might swat you away like a little puppy!

 

You start by saying, Hello.

 

Aye yo bitch wen u gonna let me clap them cheeks tho

 

Creep up behind her while in a dark area, hand on her mouth, arm around her neck, I think that should do it.

 

pass her a note ._.
 

 
 

 

"Want to come back to mine and watch some porn on my large flat screen mirror?"

 

numero is number!!!!!!  Good god.....