Weird coincidence

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by MadLibz, Sep 30, 2014.

  1. This morning I decided to grab some lotion and moisturize myself, and I had a weird coincidence.

    The second I pressed down on the bottle, it made a small sour creamed sized dollop right on the counter.
    Oddly enough it happened to be in the same shape as a pressurized sea snake!

    Does anyone have any instances of weird coincidences?

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  2. Fight Milk!

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  3. #4 Blu3B3rryKush, Sep 30, 2014
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    Umm moisturize yourself lol, you don't have to use innuendo here....

    U was gonna beat it like a bass drum.


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  4. Does no one elses hands get dry?

    Buncha perverts we have here!

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  5. I'm scared. Wth is a pressurized sea snake? 😵


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  6. um thats a dick an balls,,,, 
     
  7. Telling my friends a story one day. Say "down" and move my hand down quickly. At the exact moment I said down and moved my hand, my friends swear that an apple fell out of the tree behind me at an insanely fast speed. 
     
    Friend was having trouble using a change machine, wouldn't take his bill. Note my friend is often very tight-wound and angry, so he was getting pissed at the machine. I walked over and calmly laid my hand on top of it, and it worked for him perfectly.
     
    With friends listening to music on my buddy's iPad. It was acting up and pausing, buffering, not playing music, etc. With a sigh he gave up on it and turned the screen off. I simply hovered my hand over it for a second and the music began playing, screen off, without interruption for the rest of the night.
     
    Shit like this happens to me every day.
     
  8. I know right!
    What are the odds of that ever happening again!

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  9. It's medicine. It's inserted through the rectum. I hear it cures cancer.
     
  10. Lol at pressurized sea snake. Salty and ready to explode.

    I know u jacked it after that. It was a sign from above




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  11. I don't usually commit auto theft after moisturizing myself, I always thought it would make the task at hand a little harder

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  13. Wanna be friends? Haha.
     
  14.  
    When did dairy products become a unit of measure?
     
  15. Even the lotion knows you want the D. 
     
  16.  It's a penis tee hee
     
  17. OP spent all morning painting a dick on his counter so he can make a thread saying it was a "coincidence"

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  18. Y'all don't even wanna get me started on "coincidences".
     

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