Tips or tits?

Discussion in 'General' started by Boomhauer, Sep 25, 2014.

  1. Right now im just lettin my imagination roam lol. Im thinking about applying to become a pizza delivery driver. Now to my question.

    Tips or tits??

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  2. If you have any erotic stories about delivering pizzas, then do share

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  3. tits don't pay the bills. unfortunately. plus i can search them on the internet. i'm going to go with tips.
     
  4. Ill trade a 3 dollar tip for a nice flash.. Maybe even if she lets me fondle em or do the motorboat

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  5. i thought you were going to join the marines(?).
     
     
    not enough tits there?
     
  6. why not Tips AND/OR Tits?  In fact, when you're out delivering, you should wear a shirt that says exactly this.


     Except sometimes a fat guy will respond, and his nipples will be very hairy.
     
  7. I rather get tips, so then I could go out at night and blow em all on tits !
     
  8. I will. When obama leaves. Im not gettin my head cut off with a dull knife for him

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  9. #9 sleepingblade, Sep 25, 2014
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    I used to deliver pizzas but have no exotic stories unfortunately. I did get smoked out a few times. My eyes were always red, and both managers were big potheads as well.

    But if be the guy getting fat tips since I alway bring extra napkins peppers cheese and seasonings, even stole garlic sauce because store charges for them, but I don't ;)
     
  10. Nice i like the shirt idea. Prob get good tips for the creativity lol.

    I just want to get invited in and see what pops off

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  11. #11 Boomhauer, Sep 25, 2014
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    Future rap verse? Lol i put a instrumental in my head when i read that

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  12. I had one girl call me cute and ask me if I wanted to come in when I was delivering one night.
     
    Problem is she was like 50 and lived in the ghetto.
     
  13. Tips on tits
     
  14. Should have atleast got some dome. I would. No shame in my game lol

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  15. Is this a joke lol?
    Any woman with a house will not do anything for you.
    This ain't the getup for you.
    It's just a good way to become a registered sex offender.+
     
  16. I think you might be onto something

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  17. #17 cothrantyson, Sep 25, 2014
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    I'd take jubilia any day of the week
     
  18. I speak the truth, broheem.
     
  19. do you get to touch them?
     
  20. I skimmed over 400 pizza delivery stories, and over 50 of em were flashers.

    With that attitude, ull never see a set of tits while your on the clock

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