Ok, so to start off i am a new user and this is the first blog or whatnot ive done. So if i misspell anything or mix anything up, dont be a smartass cuz im helping you to pass your drug test thats about 100% fail proof (just as long as you dont be a dumbass). So i have a pre-employement urine test tomorrow to be taken at labcorp. I had taken the test once before and failed but my boss was cool enough to let me go home and get clean and retake it. Screw gettin clean, i like to get high and im to smart for that shit. Anways ive figured out a super easy, super simple way to pass your piss test by using someone elses piss. All i used is a pair of regular hanes boxer briefs, a 3oz mouthwash bottle, and my brothers GF piss. You can chek it out in the pics. So to start off i used a (i think listerine) bottle of mouthwash. Idk if travel size or whatnot but its what i happen to find in my bathroom cabnet. It has an airtight seal cap, like a pill bottle, so it wont leak or come unscrewed in your pants and get your ass caught. It holds 3.2fl oz which is way more than enough for the test (but that helps with temp control). I then found that in the lil flap opening part or whatever you wana call it of my boxers has a kind of lil poket right underneath it and the bottle fits perfectly in it. This is way easier than taping it to your leg or sufficating your balls with some rubberband or something. It also holds it right there behind your sac to help keep it close to body temp. Just try to get a pair thats a size to small or so it will keep it help kinda tight so you dont walk in looking like you have a 20lb nutsac just bouncing around everywhere. I used a second pair of boxers over those to help make sure the bottle doesnt fall out or anything (i was getting a lil paranoid). Get your friends piss in that bottle and your in the clear on hiding it away. Nobody can even tell theres anything there. Now for temp control. I cant guarantee this just yet as my test isnt until tomorrow but i will update when i get bak from the test. But i have done test runs using water and my multimeter thermometer. Take the bottle (with the urine in it of course) and heat it up. Do whatever you feel most comfortable with. Just make sure the temp gets to bout 110 degree or so. Ive heard alot of ppl using those hand warmers to wrap around it to heat it up but im to lazy for that shit. I just take it a nuke it for a couple secs then shove it in that lil poket. Feels pretty dam good on your balls. I had gotten the bottle up to a temp of 112 degree and left it in my boxers for a lil over an hr while i proceeded to be my usual lazy self. After around an hr i tested it again and the temp was at a lil over 100 still. Best to have it to warm than to cold or else youre screwed. Now just leave it sit there while you hotbox your way to the lab for your urine test. I have heated seats in my car just to use as an extra measure. Now once you get to the testing place all you have to do is just act calm, the bottle will be fine Once you get into the bathroom for your test, labcorp gives you 100% privacy, pull the bottle out and pour it in the cup while you piss your high ass into the toilet. As an extra measure for temp if your paranoid enough, piss into the test cup first and let it read the 98.6 temp and dump that out then dump your clean piss in and done. You may want to be careful of opening the bottle cuz it makes that annoying cliky sound if the lid slips, just in case theyre listening in for anything weird. Once youve done that, put the bottle bak into your boxers and not your pants. If you put it in your poket and they notice a big bulge in your pants poket when you walk out then your dumbass just automatically failed Follow these super simple steps and you should start enjoying your new job with ease Sorry if this is long and whatnot, im tokin down pretty hard right now. Stay "clean" my fellow tokers and fuk the system
And they say weed makes you stupid. Lol I kinda figured this out cuz i got very good at hiding shit from stealing stuff at walmart all the time when i was younger
I was young as was making about $100 a day off it which is pretty dam good when your like 12yrs old but that was in the past and i dont steal anymore. Now i just find ways to make things the way i want and it works bout 98% of the time. I do what i want cuz im smart enough to get around it
Or u can put the piss in a condom and keep it warm thst way fuck walk in around with a bottle that big
You can hardly tell that the bottle is there and a condom would make it to difficult to get the piss out. I was thinkin of using one of those axe sample bottles. Theyre like half the size Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I317 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Quit acting like your in Mensa. So you substituted, congrats. If your so smarts, why not start your own business?
This wouldn't work for me because I'm on probation and they have mirrors around the toilet to watch the piss cum out of your pee pee. I'll have to keep searching.
damn that is intense. Let's Smoke About It.... http://forum.grasscity.com/index.php?/topic/1320164-Sade's-First-Grow-Green-Crack
anyone who takes this advice is a fucking idiot. if you want to pass a urine drug screen then go buy a kit made to do just that. this will do nothing but get you busted. by the by, the kits are fool proof and have everything you need to pass the test with out fail. you will fail the part where your urine needs to be between 90* F and 100* F. not to mention you are actually messing around with someones piss.....
i used a condom one time and that shit busted on me. on top of that i failed the test b/c it was too cold.
Thanks guys, just got back from my drug test at lab-corp. Sucks cause the company i work for was bought out by another company so I had to take a drug test for the second time now to work here lol but it pays alot so I needed to pass. Used my grandfathers pee. I used a 5 hour energy container to hold the piss. It is 1.93 oz container, which is almost 2 oz- and I cleaned it out real good. Dipped it in almost boiling water for a split second. I went to Walmart and bought the vicks digital thermometer and a couple packs of hot hands which are the pads that get hot when they contact air. Anyways my best advice is to TEST TEST TEST. I went home and tested how long it would hold temp and at what temperature it would be after I pissed in the container and taped the hot hands to it (only 1 hot hand)..I tested that in 30 minutes while being in a sock with the hot hand on it, it would be at 100 deg then if i remove the sock and hot hands and just kept it up under my nuts it would drop to 98. So in the morning i took the piss and set it on my defrosters on the front windshield and went to the test and got it hot it was at 107 by the time i checked the temp so i let it cool down for a few minutes then it was at 100.3 and i put the hot hand on it, make sure you let the hot hand get air for about 3 minutes to start getting warm before you take it on cause it cuts off the air and doesn't get hot as fast it seems to me..so right before i went into the place it was at 97.5 so i put it on defroster for 60 seconds and it was 99.7..i put it in my pants with the hot hand...didn't use the sock and went in..hoping i would be the only person in there..well it was a hour wait..i was sweating my ass off lol..they told me i had person before me and i was scared so i ran out to my truck to check it and it was 99.3 so i was OK. I decided to take the hot hand off cause as time goes it gets hotter and hotter...i would of been ok to leave it probably but after I ran back inside i had to wait another 10 mins so i just kept it under my nuts with my legs close together keeping it body temp..I got called finally and went in and poured it in the cup and put the bottle back under my nuts...then i took a piss in the toilet cause I had to piss like a race horse since I woke up but didn't want to piss so I could piss in the toilet and make it sound legit even though no one was watching...they ended up not even looking at the temperature on it really but I looked at it before i walked out the bathroom and it was 98. You can also take the thermometer in with you..they say you can cut the little speaker out the back so it wont beep on you like almost all of them do..get one that has like less then a 10 second read out. The vicks was $7 bucks and you can cut speaker out, i read about it on here somewhere so just google it if you want to do that but there's not a ton you can do if its too hot except wait and blow on it till it cools down, they told me i had 4 mins so you have time if needed. My guy didn't care to much and just wanted to get back to talking to his girl co worker that he was flirting with. Just make sure its not too cold not over 100..it can be 100 right when you walk in, that is the best i think, hopefully i helped a little with my experience, I know its stressful trying to make sure the temp is right but it doesn't have to be perfect, it doesn't read it that precise it seems. So my best advice is to test alot so you can know what to do and feel comfortable. Walk in at 100 deg and keep it tight against your skin with 2 pairs of tight whitey tightys and you'll be OK! Also the 2oz was plenty, filled up the standard cup that they all use, more then half way, could of used 1oz and still been above the temperature strip a good bit which all they require usually is to be above that so they can get the temp reading.
WOW! Such misinformation here on GC! Both lengthy posts were very informative. But this is 2015, people! There are devices that are reusable that control temp. One can even be used during observed tests! But some of these replies were too much! Like the age old myth of using a condom taped to your leg! LOL. Never heard of someone actually passing with it. But have had numerous laughs over stories of people that failed trying it. Have you ever tried to pop a controllable hole in a condom? As soon as you touch it with the needle, it explodes! LOLOLOLOL.