Worst Case Scenario Smoking?

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  1. #1 lordmontello, Sep 20, 2014
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    What would be the last thing you'd you use if you had to smoke? Where do you draw the line of things to smoke from? How low would you go

    For instance I wouldn't go any further than a plastic ChapStick pipe (although I hate the feeling of inhaling that plastic. never done it.) I could only do it if I had to.

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  2. no plastic.. my last resort is gas station zig zags if all my glass broke in an earthquake and I don't have any raws...
     
  3. Out of a soda can would probably be my worst case scenario. I definitely wouldn't do plastic either haha
     
  4. In the event of the Apocalypse, I would brew moonshine from potatoes and use that to make oil or tincture. I refuse to smoke from pipes, never buy papers and only use my bong when I'm out of oil. Weed in its raw form just tastes so ashy compared to oil/hash.
     
  5. Yea it sounds pretty rough but if I had no other choice I could pull through. I mean I think I could just set the bud on something, light it up and inhale with something like it (ChapStick) as a straw thingy. Idk what to call that but it sounds similar to knifing haha.

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  6.  With a rock and match by place the weed on a flat rock and lighting holding up to my mouth and inhaling the smoke.
     
  7. Probably would have to be an Apple pipe, never had to though. I would never smoke out of a can or plastic, it just wouldn't be enjoyable
     
  8. i draw the line at glass and papers

    if it aint glass or rollies im not smoking out of it.




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  9. #9 spliffhitter77, Sep 26, 2014
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    apple pipes are one of the best smoking experiences you will,have.. It enhances the flavor of the weed.. Get the munchies and eat your pipe lol.


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  10. #10 reztom23, Sep 26, 2014
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    The most desperate move I've ever made to smoke was a 1/4" craftsmen socket taped to a bic pen with electrical tape.
     
  11. I've made this same move a few times working on the farm.
     
  12. Worst case I'll ask somebody if they have a cig I can use, hollow it out, grind up weed, pack it in, then roll it and lick it, then remove filter and smoke up.
     
  13. Jesus you sound like a crack head LOL. 
     
    I really wouldn't go that low... No foil pipes... No plastic shit.. No soda cans...
     
    If I don't have some kind of glass/bong to smoke out of, it's always a blunt or joint. 
     
    IMO if you are restorting to shit like rocks (lol) or foil/plastic, I don't think you should be smoking at all lol. Just wait until you have a proper piece!
     
  14. PEN + APPLE = APPLE PIPE
     
    Pros:
    - No need for a conepiece.
    - You can have a carb if you want.
    - Perfectly healthy
    - Can eat afterwards
     
    Cons:
    - Possibility of sucking in ash.
    - Hands get sticky from the apple juice.
     
  15. A tin foil bowl lol


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  16. Considering that I can't roll a single joint, it'd have to be something very terrible. Waterfall with foil bowl is probably the worst I can go. 
     
  17. Worst case scenario I'd have to take my sister's hamster, cut a hole directly from the mouth to the anus, microwave it to dry the body out, cut a hole in the neck as a carb, and then use the mouth as the bowl and the anus as the mouth piece. :D


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  18. a fat, sweaty belorusian man's asshole
     

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