Codswallops Thread

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Cawdswallup, Sep 19, 2014.

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  1. #1 Cawdswallup, Sep 19, 2014
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    Yeah, suck me.
    I'm making my own thread.

    It seems that pandora is my base camp so I'm making this thread here.
    I don't know that it has a topic but I assume i'm going to be a member on this forum for some time to come so i'm making a thread I can always hop into should I need to say something ridiculous or funny or even sad or scary.


    Right now i'm drinking beer and realizing that I want another cigarette but i'm going to try and quit again.
    I'm missing a female and listen to Warren Zevon.

    It's sunny and warm outside but it's also windy so i'm staying inside for now.
    You know what, the Grasscity app is fucking terrible.

    This is codswallop's thread bitch. Say whatever you want to me and we can always chat.
    No rules. (Other than existing forum rules)


    I'm going to take this time to shout out to,

    Ron Burgandy
    nesw
    CMGarcia55
    Dr. Sheldon Cooper
    TrippyAzN
    StalinApproves (He's no longer a member)
    The Stud
    SassyMelassy

    Y'all motherfuckers are my niggas.
    Fo sho.

    So what the fuck is up?

    Remember those "Ask a... " threads?
    This isn't one of those.
     
  2. What's up!
    Looking forward to see where this thread goes

    I'm sitting home in nj on this old ass blackberry.
    Court next week for a possesion charge (first offense ever) so I'm feeling pretty shitty. Not to mention my car got impounded and I can't afford to get it out..!ut that's life I guess.
     
  3. Wow, life took a shit on you recently didn't it? 
     
  4. Yeah but shit happans I guess. Prolly get probation,fine and maybe license suspended. Ill get back on my feet. I just wanna get this over with already.
     
  5. I have a friend with an upcoming court date and another one serving time right now. 
     
  6. Nice to know,Neo.

    I'll be lurking once in a while....in the mean time,I'm gonna hotbox and smoke weed and Winston Red.So yeah.....that...is all.
     
  7. Sounds like more fun than i'll be having tonight lol.

    Neo out.
     
  8. Call Trinity man...know what I mean huhu.
     
  9. She's been turning tricks lately.
     
  10. You're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckaaa
    You don't sleep or eat or mow the lawn
    You just fuck your uncle all day long
     
     
    You are my african american Neo. 
     
  11. Sup witchu?

    Watch out. Ron will climb up your ass for not calling me neo.
     
  12. #13 Cawdswallup, Sep 20, 2014
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    I played my first video game in ages tonight.
    The Last of Us.
    I had fun.

    I'm back home now and i'm craving a cigarette. I just want to smoke one and read a book.


    Edit:

    Like my my new avi?
    I can't decide on this one; my last one or Keanu.
     
  13. It's 5 am. I really should be sleeping.
    I'm beginning to doubt that I will be doing my workout in a few hours when I am supposed to be waking up.
     
  14. Go to bed codswallop, you're drunk.
     
  15. I am not!
    How dare you make such accusations.
     
  16. :hide: ... go to bed Codsie, you're stoned.
     
  17. I'm also not stoned.

    Pop'n holes in your balloons.
     
  18. What are you then? This is your thread Wally, tell me how you are?
     
  19. I'm tired but suffering insomnia.
    I'm anxious because I haven't been smoking cigarettes.
    I'm hot because my apartment is stuffy and poorly ventilated.
    I'v had this one woman bouncing around in my thoughts constantly.
    I'm hungry but my fridge is empty until I go grocery shopping.

    I REALLY want a cigarette.


    Also, I hate myself because I haven't been writing lately.

    Additionaly, sticking to a workout routine is fucking difficult.
     
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