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Drug Test Question.

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by abrahamx, Sep 19, 2014.

  1. #1 abrahamx, Sep 19, 2014
    I have been smoking daily for 29 years.  I have been smoke free for 35 days to the date.  I tested negitive with a faint pink line on a home test two days ago.  My question is, if I smoke a few hits will I be clean in 20 days from now.  I understand that one joint will be out out of the system in 3-10 days but not sure under my circumstances.  I am talking about a urine 5 panel test from a probation officer.

     
  2. #2 murderouspanda, Sep 19, 2014
    I can tell you reaaaalllly want to smoke, but ask yourself if it is worth it.  No one here is going to be able to 100% tell you if you'll be clean or not in time, so you have to make a judgement call.  I wouldn't do it personally, just because there is no way to know for sure.
     
  3. #3 darthvader1324, Sep 19, 2014
    pour 2 packets that come in one box of Certo fruit pectin(in the jam and jelly or maybee baking asile its use to make jam and jelly)
    into a 32 oz gatorade (pour some out first so it all fits dummy) 
    drink that shit
    take like 4 or 5 B vitamins complex pills (they keep your piss yellow)
    refill the gatorade with water twice and
    drink that shit 
    start doing that like 2 hours before you go 
    it will give you a few hour window to pass
    Do Not smoke the night before or the day of
    I have seen tons of people pass with this method on probation/parole tests 
    only people who failed where dummys who smoke while doing the process or get super high the night before
    also maybee fatsos
    dont be a fatso 
    although i knew of fatsos that used it too
     
    non supervised test i like to use my dogs piss and 
    Toe warmers
    not handwarmers
    toe warmers do a average temp of 105 
    hand warmers can reach 135
     
    fight the man bro
     
  4. #4 abrahamx, Sep 19, 2014
    Non supervised just use monkey wizz.  Done that many o times.  Comes with its own heater and thermometer.  Dont mess with other folks urine or animals.  Thats just gross.  You have seen this work cuz from what I hear it can be too dilute and they will make you retest.  I could see it working for someone who just smokes a little once in awhile.  I am clean now.36 days.  But I have been smoking daily since 1984 till now that is.  Not sure I would risk that method.  All I really want is some opinions on how long a few hits will stay in ones system.  General answer is 5-7 days but I am not sure if I am 100% clean so not sure I would qualify as someone who JUST took a few hits.  My test came back with a faint pink line.  All the other lines, for other drugs, where pretty bright.
     
  5. #5 darthvader1324, Sep 20, 2014
    use dog piss and toe warmers !! it gives me a smug sense of satisfaction knowing that bitch is handling my dirty ass dogs piss
    \ni hope weed is legalized and they all lose their jobs.
    \nif its probation or a supervised test 
    dont smoke for at least 2 days 
    \nget certo (fruit pectin)
    mix in both packets into 32 oz Gatorade (purple is my favorite)
    take like 4 or 5 b vitamin complex pills
    drink that Gatorade shit
    refill wih water 
    drink that shit
    refill with water
    drink that shit
    start this 2 hours b4 test 
    gives you a few hour long window
    \nalso be ready for a saliva test as more and more employers are using them because they are cheap
    \ndont smoke for 24 -48
     brush brush brush 
    wash wash wash 
    witth hydrogen peroxide
    ive heard Altoids or Listerine strips work too 
    keep em in your mouth as long as possible even during the test if u can 
    \nfight the machine 
    \no and when using you dogs piss 
    use your real piss and piss all over the fucking laces bathroom 
    \nfuck them 
    the "im just doing my job shit is a cop out"
    so where the nazis..these people suck and deserve no respect
     
     
  6. #6 abrahamx, Sep 20, 2014
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 21, 2014
    I agree with the latter.  I dont have a dog.  I do have a monkey. and no, I am not affiliated with the company in anyway.  Just have used and will use (for any unsupervised test) their product.  I have used it four times with no issue.  I have to test once a year for my job, but this one comming up is for probation and will be supervised.
     

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