Me and my coworker decide to smoke after leaving work. My house is literally 3 streets and turns away from work. As we pull into my hood, a police car pulls a u turn and into my hood as well. Before he starts getting closer, we ditch the sack in my yard as we pass it. We then proceed to leisurely cruise around with him keeping a distance. We turn down the street and he turns the street before it. For the next 5 minutes or so, wwe're doing these Scooby doo shenanigans like how they go thru doorways in a hallway until they run into each other. Every time we ran into the cop, we started laughing. He somehow got behind us again, and I'm like yo pull over his lights are on, dude slows down on the far right, and I'm like I'm just joking keep driving; so we slowly take off as he pulls up behind us. We then pull out of the neighborhood to go back to our store, cop floors the shit out of his car turning in the other direction. So then we go back to my driveway and chill a bit.
You know what's fun, one time me and a friend saw a security guard car late at night. So we held a Maglite out of the wind pointing it at him, then we followed him for a few blocks. Eventually he turned into the apartment complex I used to live at. He got out of the car and we drove past him hella slow pointing the flash light in his face, and kept on rolling.... Good times... Ice cream? When the fuck did we get ice cream?!! Did you get any ice cream?