Wild Lettuce On Probation. Please Help, Pretty Desperate Here

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by HerbFoulman, Sep 13, 2014.

  1. Hey there guys, I'm new here. Been a lurker for a while, but just now decided to create an account to seek out an answer from the wonderful expertise of grasscity here.

    Anyways, I'm on probation, really interested in smoking this herb called wild lettuce but I'm not sure if that would come up on my UA, or possibly as a false positive for something else. I'm looking for someone who has been on UAs before and has smoked this shit on them, to let me know if it would really come back clean or not. I'm pretty sketched out just down right smoking it because I've been doing so good on my probation so far, I really don't want to mess up. So I won't be smoking it until I'm 100% positive it won't show up on the UA as anything, especially a false positive.

    I'm pretty desperate here, I've been an extremely, and I mean an EXTREMELY heavy pot smoker prior to this, for about 5-6 years now. I mean I breathed weed smoke more than air, it was my oxygen. So going without smoking has been extremely difficult for me to adjust to, as you can imagine. I've heard from a couple buddies this would be a good alternative. If I can just smoke something, anything during this probation I'd be happy. Anything except cigarettes, can't take that. I don't care if it's a mild feeling, it would get me through. But I've heard some pretty great reviews about the wild lettuce so I'm pretty interested.

    Again, I need someone to vouch, who has or is on UAs and tried this specific herb to tell me if it's safe or not. Not looking for people to just assume it would be okay and tell me to go do it. I need proof and need to be 100% sure.

    Thanks so much, really appreciate the help. They've been screwing me left and right here so I'm really trying to be hopeful about this.

    Honestly, if I never told them I had a medical marijuana card, I wouldn't have even been put on UAs. But I just had to let that slip, figured I'd be honest, and dug myself into this grave. Feel like smashing my head through a brick wall.

    Thanks for the input.

    By the way, the herb also goes by opium lettuce or dandelion opium, if that's any help.
     
  2. You won't even feel wild lettuce. My advice is to drink chamomile tea. Stop looking for a marijuana alternative because there isn't one.

    Smoking wild lettuce will not ease pain as much as drinking chamomile tea with a Valerian root extract in it.
     
  3. Ive tried it when I was looking after I wasnt policing anymore it was very hard for me to get it anywhere as you know people in my comunity all knew i was 5-0 anyway I did send away for this wild lettuce and I tried it.......mind you iam a non smoker and havnt smoked MJ in probably 10 years.....anyway I smoked the wild lettuce and I did get a semi lift....not like a head rush from a cig but there was sumthing there...my body heated up and i did feel abit of a buzz almost like one hit of a MFLB
     
  4. theres this thing called Dokha tobacco, your local headshop should carry it. this tobacco comes in about thirty or so different types of strengths and flavors and is what i smoke to get that high that pot would normally give you. the high is slightly different and doesnt last nearly as long but at $4 for 3 grams its a great alternative to ganja. i smoke it cause of random ua's at my job plus diversion. 
     
  5. Basically like travilanche was sayinv is there isn't another herb that sells in shops that you will get even the slightest buzz off. Especially after becoming accustomed to the highs that smoking buds brings with it.

    You could try damiana if you need the smoke but theres no high to it, its just not bad for your body to smoke. Anything in the description about buzzes and highs on those sites is a complete lie unless you're ned flanders and havent touched a substance in ten plus years.

    he just said, 'I come from the land down under'
     

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