Ask A Correctional Officer Anything

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by moabfighter, Sep 12, 2014.

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  1. #1 moabfighter, Sep 12, 2014
    So... Been a while since I posted.
    I'm a prison guard now, lol. Its weird. I'm 135lbs and am the "boss" of 128 inmates on a daily basis, per unit.
    The prison I work at is pretty "good". Also, prison is NOTHING like the media portrays.
    Can't smoke anymore. Kind of a bummer. But, I'm making the most money I've ever made in my life, so.. What can ya do.

    Anyway... Hope everyone's been doing good.
    Have at it.
     
  2. #2 Griever, Sep 12, 2014
    Congrats on getting the job you wanted!
     
  3. #3 tharawdog, Sep 12, 2014
    I remember you going for this a while back. Right on man, hope it goes well.

    If some crazy shit does go down I expect to see a post here pronto.


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  4. #4 SuperDourPack, Sep 12, 2014
    Yea if crazy shit happens we need a post and yea I remember everyone doubting u in earlier thread u made. Have u seen anything interesting in there yet?
     
  5. #5 Tokesmith, Sep 12, 2014
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    Ok

    Why haven't you put a shirt on?

    "I'm to drunk, to taste this chicken" -Talladega nights
     
  6. #6 Currin_0, Sep 12, 2014
    Your weight at a prison? Was that the joke?
     
  7. #7 boydamien, Sep 12, 2014
    Couldn't do that as a job. But guess someone has to. Wish you all the best.

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  8. #8 fancypantsdawg, Sep 12, 2014
    Shit dude my left leg weighs as much as you. Kudos on holdin that job down regardless.
     
    What's the craziest thing you've seen so far and how did you handle it? Obviously keep the forum rules in mind so the thread doesn't get shut down
     
  9. #9 Kush cookies, Sep 12, 2014
    How'd you get such mad abs? Share the secret dude
     
  10. #10 Baked4days, Sep 12, 2014
    Congrats man on yer job. Hope everything goes well for ya
     
  11. #11 we trippy, Sep 13, 2014
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    What would you do if you saw inmates smoking? Or doing any other drugs for that matter. Considering you smoke yourself.
     
  12. #12 King Willie, Sep 13, 2014
    Is this like legit prison or jail?
     
  13. #13 ?n0way, Sep 13, 2014
    Do you feel intimidated because of you low weight? I'm 175, 6'2 and there are plenty of people who physically can intimidate me so must be hard at 135...?!
     
  14. #14 s A t I v A, Sep 13, 2014
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  15. #15 IRON-EYES, Sep 13, 2014
    Feds or state?

    Feds rocked state sucked

    FUCK C.O.s!!!
    (In general but blessing thread starting pseudo-pig guy);)
    -a convict
     
  16. #16 storminator, Sep 13, 2014
    are all prison guards corrupt? do they do things like take bribes and turn a blind eye when fights break out? also do you have any enemies in the jail or have u had any prisoners want to fight you?
     
  17. #17 IRON-EYES, Sep 13, 2014
    Hahahahha
     
  18. #18 rain dancer, Sep 13, 2014
    Do you drive a big truck yet? :smoke:

    I grew up with prison guard kids. 28/30 had parents who were guards in my class.

    I helped my cousin get a job doin that. Good luck and congrats!

    Never woulda thought it was you who made this thread tbh
     
  19. #19 LoveisKind, Sep 13, 2014
    Me too, it was a post he posted about it. Good job OP! Sucks you can't smoke, but it will be federally legal one day (U.S.)
     
  20. #20 Bill Dauterive, Sep 13, 2014
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    Haha.This and congratulations ,also they dont drug test prison guards?
     
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