Defiant House Fly.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by spliffhitter77, Sep 12, 2014.

  1. #1 spliffhitter77, Sep 12, 2014
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    As I was enjoying my take and bake pizza...a fucking BIG ass house fly landed right on my chicken bacon pizza just as I was going for a bite. Instinctively I swat at it but the dam thing " I swear to God" appeared to duck, or dig into the pizza! I was fucking shocked! This fly has a set of stones man. He would sooner die than miss a taste at my bomb ass pizza. Lol. I even said out loud to the fly " how dare you!" As he locked his beady lil eyes on me and tried to eat my pizza. Lil fucker. Because I had to throw it away and I have never witnessed such bold faced bravado from man or fly in the certain face of death. Lil fucker. I flicked him hard and can't find him now. Sumbitch.


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  2. Like most beings, he probably never had bacon and chicken pizza before.  
     
  3. lol


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  4. Grab some chopsticks and go ham
     
  5. That episode of breaking bad man lolol the part where Walter falls and gets hurt when hes trying to kill this fly, then he breaks the light with his shoe hahaha funniest episode
     

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