Hotbox Vs The Criagslist Milf

Fizzly · Sep 10, 2014

Jamaican Hotbox said:

Here you have it guys. A tale of a young man and an older woman getting it on. Enjoy

For those of you that don't really know me I just moved to California a few months ago. I wanted to meet some stoner buddies and decided to make a Craigslist ad looking for some like minded 420 friendly people in my area. Well after not hearing anything for awhile I received an email from this 36 year old women 5'7 around 120lbs. -It seemed like she just wanted someone to hang out and get stoned with. So you know I said fuck it and decided to talk to this lady some.

After talking for about a week things starts getting a little sexual. She starts talking about how she likes younger guys and flirting with me and I can tell where this is going. At first I was like NO NO NO don't fuck Craigslist hos unless you want your dick to fall off... But she sent me a picture and she was... How do I say.... Fuckable. I return the favor and send her a picture and no shit... Like 10 minutes after I sent the picture... I get an email asking for the D. I'm a little taken back because I'm not really and attractive dude but I've gotten my fair share but for a lady like this to want a guy like me? Usually doesn't happen. Especially since I look like I'm 16 But I decided to risk my penis, my dignity and even my life(skethcy niggas on CL) to give this horny cougar the Ding-a-ling

We started to make plans to do the dirty and she said she would only be comfortable doing it at her place which sketched me out a little. I mean going to meet a random person, at a random house to have sex with sounds pretty sketchy right? But it just so happens that my car's transmission just went so I don't have a car to drive to meet her. She said no problem I'll drive an hour to pick you up and drop you back off... That's 2 1/2 hours of driving right there! She really didn't seem to mind which just made it a little more sketchy. At this point I'm really just worried about getting robbed or something and I'm broke, my iPhone is so fucked if someone was robbing me they wouldn't take it and my car is broken so they couldn't steal that. So it looked like the worst that could happen was I get kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for some crazy MILF. We decided to meet on a Wednesday........

So it's Wednesday.. There I am.. Condoms in my pocket... A freshly trimmed ball fro.... Looking fresh as fuck standing outside my house. I see a white 36 year od brunette rolling up in a clean Lexus. She looks at me "Are you hotbox?" "Yes Ma'am" I reply. I hear the click of her car doors unlocking and I climb in. It's a nice car, leather seats are comfortable and I can tell by the music that it has a good system.. This chick has some money yo We start on the long ride back to her house. The small talk during the car ride is surprisingly not that bad. I expected it to be painful, but she's a cool chick man. Pretty nice looking too She starts getting kinky and just talking about sex. Asking me how old I was when I first had sex, craziest place I've ever had sex all that shit. Felt like I was on Exploited College Girls or Back Room Casting Couch! After a long car ride filled with sharing our sexual fantasies and kinks we arrive at her house...

We go into her nice townhouse and she offers me some beer. Hell yeah I needed to loosen up a little and I know knocking back a few brews would do that. So we drink a few beer, smoke a bowl and then did some stuff not allowed to be discussed here. I was pretty loose and feeling good at this point. We were feeling up on each other some light kissing when she said what she wanted to do. She wanted to role play that I was the neighbor coming over to ask for something and she'd answer the door in lingerie and seduce me. Sounds good to me

So I sit on a curb outside her house and smoke a cig to give her time to get ready. I toss my cig down the storm drain, stand up and get ready to go hook up with an older women (a fantasy of mine for awhile) I walk back to the door and I ring the door bell. After waiting what felt like a long time the door slowly opens to reveal the MILF in some sexy black lace lingerie. I asked if she had any jumper cables(couldn't think of anything else honestly ) and she said come in and I'll check . I go sit on the couch and their is porn on the TV. Some chick is slobbin on a knob which caught my attention in my drug induced horniness. And didn't even hear her come back into the room. I look over and now she has her bra off and ask she asks.. "You like what you see?" I reply with a simple "Yes ma'am". After that it was on.

Dude this chick was a freak! We did the usual stuff and some unusual stuff. She really liked being chocked which isn't something I'm really into but hey the chick really liked it so I did it. Shit got weird though when she tried to bite my nipple! Now some light biting on the neck and stuff can be hot but damn bitch don't take my damn nipple off! I'm not going to write a porno here so you guys can use your imagination on what happened for the next hour.

I bust my last nut and were both pretty tired. I'm out of condoms at this point so the game is over. I was expecting us to have a few beers, maybe have another bowl and then leave but she was like hit it and quit it . She goes and changes then drives me back home. The drive home was better than the first. We were more comfortable with each other at this point and had some decent discussions about politics and what not. We get to my house and we say goodbye and that was it. She left and I just go and smoke some weed and contemplate what I just did. I just banged some MILF and put zero effort into doing it. Fucking SCORE man! She said she has my number and said she wants to do it again.. Another fucking score!

So there you have it. My encounter with the MILFs of SoCal. Hope yall enjoyed the read

Ohh... Forgot to mention... Her MILF pussy felt sooooo good (+rep to whoever remembers that )
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LMAO @ 36 year old "MILF"

J.T · Sep 10, 2014

This thread was a good moment in an otherwise bad day

Good story hotbox

Id be nervous as fuck worrying about having my organs imminently harvested by some crazy bitch

Sammyy · Sep 10, 2014

Jamaican Hotbox said:

Here you have it guys. A tale of a young man and an older woman getting it on. Enjoy

For those of you that don't really know me I just moved to California a few months ago. I wanted to meet some stoner buddies and decided to make a Craigslist ad looking for some like minded 420 friendly people in my area. Well after not hearing anything for awhile I received an email from this 36 year old women 5'7 around 120lbs. -It seemed like she just wanted someone to hang out and get stoned with. So you know I said fuck it and decided to talk to this lady some.

After talking for about a week things starts getting a little sexual. She starts talking about how she likes younger guys and flirting with me and I can tell where this is going. At first I was like NO NO NO don't fuck Craigslist hos unless you want your dick to fall off... But she sent me a picture and she was... How do I say.... Fuckable. I return the favor and send her a picture and no shit... Like 10 minutes after I sent the picture... I get an email asking for the D. I'm a little taken back because I'm not really and attractive dude but I've gotten my fair share but for a lady like this to want a guy like me? Usually doesn't happen. Especially since I look like I'm 16 But I decided to risk my penis, my dignity and even my life(skethcy niggas on CL) to give this horny cougar the Ding-a-ling

We started to make plans to do the dirty and she said she would only be comfortable doing it at her place which sketched me out a little. I mean going to meet a random person, at a random house to have sex with sounds pretty sketchy right? But it just so happens that my car's transmission just went so I don't have a car to drive to meet her. She said no problem I'll drive an hour to pick you up and drop you back off... That's 2 1/2 hours of driving right there! She really didn't seem to mind which just made it a little more sketchy. At this point I'm really just worried about getting robbed or something and I'm broke, my iPhone is so fucked if someone was robbing me they wouldn't take it and my car is broken so they couldn't steal that. So it looked like the worst that could happen was I get kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for some crazy MILF. We decided to meet on a Wednesday........

So it's Wednesday.. There I am.. Condoms in my pocket... A freshly trimmed ball fro.... Looking fresh as fuck standing outside my house. I see a white 36 year od brunette rolling up in a clean Lexus. She looks at me "Are you hotbox?" "Yes Ma'am" I reply. I hear the click of her car doors unlocking and I climb in. It's a nice car, leather seats are comfortable and I can tell by the music that it has a good system.. This chick has some money yo We start on the long ride back to her house. The small talk during the car ride is surprisingly not that bad. I expected it to be painful, but she's a cool chick man. Pretty nice looking too She starts getting kinky and just talking about sex. Asking me how old I was when I first had sex, craziest place I've ever had sex all that shit. Felt like I was on Exploited College Girls or Back Room Casting Couch! After a long car ride filled with sharing our sexual fantasies and kinks we arrive at her house...

We go into her nice townhouse and she offers me some beer. Hell yeah I needed to loosen up a little and I know knocking back a few brews would do that. So we drink a few beer, smoke a bowl and then did some stuff not allowed to be discussed here. I was pretty loose and feeling good at this point. We were feeling up on each other some light kissing when she said what she wanted to do. She wanted to role play that I was the neighbor coming over to ask for something and she'd answer the door in lingerie and seduce me. Sounds good to me

So I sit on a curb outside her house and smoke a cig to give her time to get ready. I toss my cig down the storm drain, stand up and get ready to go hook up with an older women (a fantasy of mine for awhile) I walk back to the door and I ring the door bell. After waiting what felt like a long time the door slowly opens to reveal the MILF in some sexy black lace lingerie. I asked if she had any jumper cables(couldn't think of anything else honestly ) and she said come in and I'll check . I go sit on the couch and their is porn on the TV. Some chick is slobbin on a knob which caught my attention in my drug induced horniness. And didn't even hear her come back into the room. I look over and now she has her bra off and ask she asks.. "You like what you see?" I reply with a simple "Yes ma'am". After that it was on.

Dude this chick was a freak! We did the usual stuff and some unusual stuff. She really liked being chocked which isn't something I'm really into but hey the chick really liked it so I did it. Shit got weird though when she tried to bite my nipple! Now some light biting on the neck and stuff can be hot but damn bitch don't take my damn nipple off! I'm not going to write a porno here so you guys can use your imagination on what happened for the next hour.

I bust my last nut and were both pretty tired. I'm out of condoms at this point so the game is over. I was expecting us to have a few beers, maybe have another bowl and then leave but she was like hit it and quit it . She goes and changes then drives me back home. The drive home was better than the first. We were more comfortable with each other at this point and had some decent discussions about politics and what not. We get to my house and we say goodbye and that was it. She left and I just go and smoke some weed and contemplate what I just did. I just banged some MILF and put zero effort into doing it. Fucking SCORE man! She said she has my number and said she wants to do it again.. Another fucking score!

So there you have it. My encounter with the MILFs of SoCal. Hope yall enjoyed the read

Ohh... Forgot to mention... Her MILF pussy felt sooooo good (+rep to whoever remembers that )
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You're experience much better than mine all I got was a toothy bj from a burly 40 something 3/10

No ragrets tho

Lenny. · Sep 10, 2014

Sammyy said:

You're experience much better than mine all I got was a toothy bj from a burly 40 something 3/10

No ragrets tho
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and i bet he didn't even give you a ride home

Cawdswallup · Sep 10, 2014

Jamaican Hotbox said:

So it looked like the worst that could happen was I get kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for some crazy MILF. We decided to meet on a Wednesday.
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lazytoker · Sep 11, 2014

At least it didn't end like my craigslist encounter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0XRkSyhwM

Sammyy · Sep 11, 2014

LennÑƒ said:

and i bet he didn't even give you a ride home
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Lol it was a female ftr.

flooyeezy · Sep 11, 2014

Yay Hotbox! A pretty extensive report man, A+ sounds like it was awesome. I'm so glad I didn't miss this thread, you didn't disappoint

Old School Smoker · Sep 11, 2014

anonymouskush said:

Sweet. A couple weeks ago I was at an Aerosmith concert and the cougars sitting next to me and my friend tried to get us to go party with them after the show. But I have a girlfriend, so no story to share

Rainbow family
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Make one up!!

AR Toasty · Sep 11, 2014

This entire thread. I love you guys.

Hotbox, you fucking legend.

RetarrrdedTexas · Sep 11, 2014

im jealous

only banged one milf in my life, and she was only like 35, dont know it if counts....since i'm 28...was 26 then....

she was a rich girl that never left home...had one kid, lived a party lifestyle while her dad raised her son....

she would definitely whip your cock out and suck it in a second though every time we hung out... i nailed her from behind on her dad's golf cart in the garage once, it was great.... she did alot of unmentionables too..seems a trend.

Fizzly · Sep 11, 2014

RetarrrdedTexas said:

im jealous

only banged one milf in my life, and she was only like 35, dont know it if counts....since i'm 28...was 26 then....

she was a rich girl that never left home...had one kid, lived a party lifestyle while her dad raised her son....

she would definitely whip your cock out and suck it in a second though every time we hung out... i nailed her from behind on her dad's golf cart in the garage once, it was great.... she did alot of unmentionables too..seems a trend.
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Wait til you get to GILFs.

Royal Vengeance · Sep 11, 2014

Should post this on parenting websites cause your a fucking role model bro.

I love you. Lol the area your in is rich milf land FO SHO

SCV is another milf rich area in SoCal

Wow, when did we all become so fucking cynical? It's your fault democracy's not working. You're not voting hard enough.
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ShmokedOutLou · Sep 11, 2014

Jamaican Hotbox said:

Here you have it guys. A tale of a young man and an older woman getting it on. Enjoy

For those of you that don't really know me I just moved to California a few months ago. I wanted to meet some stoner buddies and decided to make a Craigslist ad looking for some like minded 420 friendly people in my area. Well after not hearing anything for awhile I received an email from this 36 year old women 5'7 around 120lbs. -It seemed like she just wanted someone to hang out and get stoned with. So you know I said fuck it and decided to talk to this lady some.

After talking for about a week things starts getting a little sexual. She starts talking about how she likes younger guys and flirting with me and I can tell where this is going. At first I was like NO NO NO don't fuck Craigslist hos unless you want your dick to fall off... But she sent me a picture and she was... How do I say.... Fuckable. I return the favor and send her a picture and no shit... Like 10 minutes after I sent the picture... I get an email asking for the D. I'm a little taken back because I'm not really and attractive dude but I've gotten my fair share but for a lady like this to want a guy like me? Usually doesn't happen. Especially since I look like I'm 16 But I decided to risk my penis, my dignity and even my life(skethcy niggas on CL) to give this horny cougar the Ding-a-ling

We started to make plans to do the dirty and she said she would only be comfortable doing it at her place which sketched me out a little. I mean going to meet a random person, at a random house to have sex with sounds pretty sketchy right? But it just so happens that my car's transmission just went so I don't have a car to drive to meet her. She said no problem I'll drive an hour to pick you up and drop you back off... That's 2 1/2 hours of driving right there! She really didn't seem to mind which just made it a little more sketchy. At this point I'm really just worried about getting robbed or something and I'm broke, my iPhone is so fucked if someone was robbing me they wouldn't take it and my car is broken so they couldn't steal that. So it looked like the worst that could happen was I get kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for some crazy MILF. We decided to meet on a Wednesday........

So it's Wednesday.. There I am.. Condoms in my pocket... A freshly trimmed ball fro.... Looking fresh as fuck standing outside my house. I see a white 36 year od brunette rolling up in a clean Lexus. She looks at me "Are you hotbox?" "Yes Ma'am" I reply. I hear the click of her car doors unlocking and I climb in. It's a nice car, leather seats are comfortable and I can tell by the music that it has a good system.. This chick has some money yo We start on the long ride back to her house. The small talk during the car ride is surprisingly not that bad. I expected it to be painful, but she's a cool chick man. Pretty nice looking too She starts getting kinky and just talking about sex. Asking me how old I was when I first had sex, craziest place I've ever had sex all that shit. Felt like I was on Exploited College Girls or Back Room Casting Couch! After a long car ride filled with sharing our sexual fantasies and kinks we arrive at her house...

We go into her nice townhouse and she offers me some beer. Hell yeah I needed to loosen up a little and I know knocking back a few brews would do that. So we drink a few beer, smoke a bowl and then did some stuff not allowed to be discussed here. I was pretty loose and feeling good at this point. We were feeling up on each other some light kissing when she said what she wanted to do. She wanted to role play that I was the neighbor coming over to ask for something and she'd answer the door in lingerie and seduce me. Sounds good to me

So I sit on a curb outside her house and smoke a cig to give her time to get ready. I toss my cig down the storm drain, stand up and get ready to go hook up with an older women (a fantasy of mine for awhile) I walk back to the door and I ring the door bell. After waiting what felt like a long time the door slowly opens to reveal the MILF in some sexy black lace lingerie. I asked if she had any jumper cables(couldn't think of anything else honestly ) and she said come in and I'll check . I go sit on the couch and their is porn on the TV. Some chick is slobbin on a knob which caught my attention in my drug induced horniness. And didn't even hear her come back into the room. I look over and now she has her bra off and ask she asks.. "You like what you see?" I reply with a simple "Yes ma'am". After that it was on.

Dude this chick was a freak! We did the usual stuff and some unusual stuff. She really liked being chocked which isn't something I'm really into but hey the chick really liked it so I did it. Shit got weird though when she tried to bite my nipple! Now some light biting on the neck and stuff can be hot but damn bitch don't take my damn nipple off! I'm not going to write a porno here so you guys can use your imagination on what happened for the next hour.

I bust my last nut and were both pretty tired. I'm out of condoms at this point so the game is over. I was expecting us to have a few beers, maybe have another bowl and then leave but she was like hit it and quit it . She goes and changes then drives me back home. The drive home was better than the first. We were more comfortable with each other at this point and had some decent discussions about politics and what not. We get to my house and we say goodbye and that was it. She left and I just go and smoke some weed and contemplate what I just did. I just banged some MILF and put zero effort into doing it. Fucking SCORE man! She said she has my number and said she wants to do it again.. Another fucking score!

So there you have it. My encounter with the MILFs of SoCal. Hope yall enjoyed the read

Ohh... Forgot to mention... Her MILF pussy felt sooooo good (+rep to whoever remembers that )
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I waana fuck my freshman english teacher ms mcginty ha shes like in her 30s

Rap Game Donut Sprinkles

Captain_Jack · Sep 18, 2014

Ahaha I'm dying. That was great, OP. Definitely the best story I've read in awhile

Deleted member 42976 · Sep 18, 2014

That was well worth the read my friend haha

I'd be way too sketched out to meet up with someone on CL for that type of thing. Shit when I meet up with someone to sell them shit I have them meet me in a public place lol

Smoka-Cola · Sep 18, 2014

This is some sweet smut, op.. I'm all boned up over here.

Crony · Sep 18, 2014

Nice dude! And good read!

Noodlez · Sep 18, 2014

Jamaican Hotbox said:

Here you have it guys. A tale of a young man and an older woman getting it on. Enjoy

For those of you that don't really know me I just moved to California a few months ago. I wanted to meet some stoner buddies and decided to make a Craigslist ad looking for some like minded 420 friendly people in my area. Well after not hearing anything for awhile I received an email from this 36 year old women 5'7 around 120lbs. -It seemed like she just wanted someone to hang out and get stoned with. So you know I said fuck it and decided to talk to this lady some.

After talking for about a week things starts getting a little sexual. She starts talking about how she likes younger guys and flirting with me and I can tell where this is going. At first I was like NO NO NO don't fuck Craigslist hos unless you want your dick to fall off... But she sent me a picture and she was... How do I say.... Fuckable. I return the favor and send her a picture and no shit... Like 10 minutes after I sent the picture... I get an email asking for the D. I'm a little taken back because I'm not really and attractive dude but I've gotten my fair share but for a lady like this to want a guy like me? Usually doesn't happen. Especially since I look like I'm 16 But I decided to risk my penis, my dignity and even my life(skethcy niggas on CL) to give this horny cougar the Ding-a-ling

We started to make plans to do the dirty and she said she would only be comfortable doing it at her place which sketched me out a little. I mean going to meet a random person, at a random house to have sex with sounds pretty sketchy right? But it just so happens that my car's transmission just went so I don't have a car to drive to meet her. She said no problem I'll drive an hour to pick you up and drop you back off... That's 2 1/2 hours of driving right there! She really didn't seem to mind which just made it a little more sketchy. At this point I'm really just worried about getting robbed or something and I'm broke, my iPhone is so fucked if someone was robbing me they wouldn't take it and my car is broken so they couldn't steal that. So it looked like the worst that could happen was I get kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for some crazy MILF. We decided to meet on a Wednesday........

So it's Wednesday.. There I am.. Condoms in my pocket... A freshly trimmed ball fro.... Looking fresh as fuck standing outside my house. I see a white 36 year od brunette rolling up in a clean Lexus. She looks at me "Are you hotbox?" "Yes Ma'am" I reply. I hear the click of her car doors unlocking and I climb in. It's a nice car, leather seats are comfortable and I can tell by the music that it has a good system.. This chick has some money yo We start on the long ride back to her house. The small talk during the car ride is surprisingly not that bad. I expected it to be painful, but she's a cool chick man. Pretty nice looking too She starts getting kinky and just talking about sex. Asking me how old I was when I first had sex, craziest place I've ever had sex all that shit. Felt like I was on Exploited College Girls or Back Room Casting Couch! After a long car ride filled with sharing our sexual fantasies and kinks we arrive at her house...

We go into her nice townhouse and she offers me some beer. Hell yeah I needed to loosen up a little and I know knocking back a few brews would do that. So we drink a few beer, smoke a bowl and then did some stuff not allowed to be discussed here. I was pretty loose and feeling good at this point. We were feeling up on each other some light kissing when she said what she wanted to do. She wanted to role play that I was the neighbor coming over to ask for something and she'd answer the door in lingerie and seduce me. Sounds good to me

So I sit on a curb outside her house and smoke a cig to give her time to get ready. I toss my cig down the storm drain, stand up and get ready to go hook up with an older women (a fantasy of mine for awhile) I walk back to the door and I ring the door bell. After waiting what felt like a long time the door slowly opens to reveal the MILF in some sexy black lace lingerie. I asked if she had any jumper cables(couldn't think of anything else honestly ) and she said come in and I'll check . I go sit on the couch and their is porn on the TV. Some chick is slobbin on a knob which caught my attention in my drug induced horniness. And didn't even hear her come back into the room. I look over and now she has her bra off and ask she asks.. "You like what you see?" I reply with a simple "Yes ma'am". After that it was on.

Dude this chick was a freak! We did the usual stuff and some unusual stuff. She really liked being chocked which isn't something I'm really into but hey the chick really liked it so I did it. Shit got weird though when she tried to bite my nipple! Now some light biting on the neck and stuff can be hot but damn bitch don't take my damn nipple off! I'm not going to write a porno here so you guys can use your imagination on what happened for the next hour.

I bust my last nut and were both pretty tired. I'm out of condoms at this point so the game is over. I was expecting us to have a few beers, maybe have another bowl and then leave but she was like hit it and quit it . She goes and changes then drives me back home. The drive home was better than the first. We were more comfortable with each other at this point and had some decent discussions about politics and what not. We get to my house and we say goodbye and that was it. She left and I just go and smoke some weed and contemplate what I just did. I just banged some MILF and put zero effort into doing it. Fucking SCORE man! She said she has my number and said she wants to do it again.. Another fucking score!

So there you have it. My encounter with the MILFs of SoCal. Hope yall enjoyed the read

Ohh... Forgot to mention... Her MILF pussy felt sooooo good (+rep to whoever remembers that )
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