Everything A Stoner Needs To Be A Real Stoner

Being a stoner is a way of life, not a cliche where U NEED something to 'get in' IMHO
 
that said u shud look into making a gravity bong, bigger the better. Most of the cool pothead gear I see isn't bought from a store

 

papers and a roller. Home made gravity bongs make you look like a 12 year old.

 

 
This. Or just forget the roller, you can do anything and have a good time with a pack of papes and a bag

 

 
You only need a roller if your hands look like this:
 

 
My advice.   If you're going to be smoking joints, learn how to fracking roll.

 

Dedication man.Dedication.

 

Lots and lots of weed. As far as what else you will need. Up to you. Just smoke all the weed you have. The grass is always greener on the other side

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you don't need anything to be a stoner. but if you're looking to give advise to a new stoner, have them get a cheep pipe, and a bag of weed. then teach them to inhale properly. or like others have said, some papers. you can even use an apple, or a soda can. 

 

One of those VW vans.  Your not a true stoner unless you own one.

 

Long hair
Oldish chilled/casual clothes
Papers and a big bag.
 
What a typical stoner looks like to me;

 

The problem is the question. There's nothing you can or can't do to be a "real" stoner. It depends on how you embrace the high, like someone said before.

What I think you meant to ask is, "what do I need to be a well prepared toker?"

And there's many things. Papers are classic, but learning how to roll can be difficult for some people. I suggest watch YouTube videos, watch your friend. And just practice. Don't get frustrated if you mess up. It took me a solid 10 times to really get it down. I mean, by the 3rd joint I rolled, they were good, but I was really slow (10 minutes) now it's easy as pie.

Okay, other things you might need are:
-Grinder
-Lighters
-Straightened paperclip ( to remove top later of ash in a bowl)
-Gum (if you have disapproving parents)
-Cologne (not really necessary, unless you hotbox a room or your car with a blunt)
-a bowl
-a chillum/one hitter (no need for both IMO)
- a bong. Not a cheap 10 inch acrylic bong, but a nice glass one that's at least a foot, preferably more)
-vaporizers are okay, but I like the taste of smoking better
-mason jar for storing bud


I'm kind of high so im probably missing a lot of essentials

 

All you should buy is a good ass($400+) bong, wax nail piece attachment for it, a grinder, and spend the rest on weed / wax. It'll be worth it. I've had well over 25 quality pieces now in my life, and the best advice is to find 1 good piece and stick with it. The money you spend on more pieces could easily go into more bud, and if you buy a quality piece to start off with there will be no need for other pieces(and you won't want to smoke out of them). If you really want I would say a Volcano vape. They're really awesome for stretching your weed but if you're like me and prefer/smoke from bongs, then the volcano won't do too much to get you high unless you do only the volcano

 

All you need to be a real stoner is weed and love man.. Not money 😐

 

Rolling tray, lots of papers, maybe some tips, nice roach clip, herb scooper, kif scooper, pipe partner tool
 

 

 

Hello to all,
This is my first post on GrassCity, and I am interested to hear your responses.
I will give a little information, I have a sweet set up in my room, its more of a classy room. Then a room with black lights and Bob Marley pictures, but I do have all the essentials one would need. I have a nice couch to relax in and watch some tv, just recently I bought a nice, all glass coffee table that has a glass storage compartment underneath also. This is where YOU come in!
I need help with some cool stoner things to put on this coffee table. I have a cool bong, a grinder, a magic flight box, a debowler, ashtray, a pack of papers. But I still feel like I want more cool things to go on this table, even maybe add attachments on it. I do most of my smoking in this area, so I would love to hear what you have around your smoking area also.
What do you suggest I need on this table, and what could I do to make my stoner relaxation even better.
Thank you,
Steve

 

All you need is weed and something to smoke it out of!

 

ALWAYS make sure you that you NEVER run completely out of weed. soon as you get to the last gram or two, its time to start looking around for a fresh quarter, half-o or oz

the worst feeling in the world is smoking the very last crumbs of your weed, and not being able to get more because your dealer is busy, or the dispensaries closed etc.

 

what the hell is this all a stoner needs is weed. the rest comes naturally, if you're a "real stoner"

 

what the hell is a "real stoner" ?

 

Big boots hoes