First Time Using Synthetic Urine

Wow you guys are lucky that you get away with it. I tested at a clinic that had a doctor watch you piss into the cup.

 

synthetic urine works great! remember the companies need to be able to test their equipment and they use synthetic urine to do that. that is why synthetic urine works. i myself used it for 7 years. never not a single time did it let me down or did i fail in any way. here is what i did......
 
1) buy 2 synthetic urine kits for your first time. this way you can fool around with one of them and see how it all works. makes it so much easier and leaves out most of the stress when using it.
 
2) make sure you do a dry run. don't activate the heating pad or pre warm the synthetic urine. just put everything in its place and make sure you know what, where, how and how long it all takes to make happen. efficiency is the key here.
 
3) remain super cool at all times. if you walk in there looking all conspicuous then you will fuck yourself. so just chill. ask yourself how it would be if you were NOT trying to pass a drug screen using synthetic urine. just act as if you're there to do it right.
 
4) drink tons of water the night and morning before. you want to be flushed out and diluted in case you have to piss for real. more on this later. also bring the laargest bottle of room temp water that you can get {1 liter should be more then enough}
 
with that said here is what you need to do...
1) take your kit out of the box and lay all the parts out. you should have the following.
*synthetic urine and a flask like contaainer to keep / put it in.
*chemical heating pack to keep the urine between 90 and 100* at the time of test.
*little aquarium style temperature strip for reading the temp of the synthetic urine.
2) attach the tempurature strip to the flask like synthetic urine container using tape if it doesnt come with anything.
3) pre heat the synthetic urine using the microwave. only go 5 seconds at a time and be sure to read the temp strip each time. you are shooting for somewhere around 110 to 115 degrees. remember  this thing will be taped to your inner thigh for anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour so it needs to keep the temp up the entire time or you blow it. {see directions on what to do if you blow it}
4) when the temp is where you want it to be, tape the flask to your inner thigh {i taped it to my underwear}.
5) drive to the drug screen, check in and keep calm. just chill out man and relax. it is all easy from this point on.
6) when you are called to take the test take your time getting there and into the bathroom. don't rush it.
7) when you are in the bathroom be very careful and very quiet. remove the synthetic urine flask and check the temp on the temp strip. it is probably going to be to hot. no problem, if the specimen cup you were given by the tech at the drug screen does NOT have a temp strip on it, just attach the one you taped to the synthetic urine flask. then pour the synthetic urine in to the specimen cup. take note of the temp. you need it to be between 90 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit to pass. so if it is to hot just leave the cap off of the specimen cup and let it cool. you can swirl it a little if you feel it is taking to long. it should take but a min or two to get the synthetic urine in the specimen cup to under 100 degrees F. remember that you want it closer 95 then 90 degrees. only because you don't want to push it and fail.
8) after you have the synthetic urine in the specimen cup and the temp reads in the proper range all that is left is to take a piss in the toilet. remember we are trying to make it look real.
9) hand it off and you are done!!
 
OH FUCK THE TEMP IS TO LOW!!!!
ya man that is going to fucking suck! however here is how you get by and get a retake of the drug screen. there are rules you have to follow and the rule that is going to save your bacon is the one where you have to piss before you leave or you fail. here is what needs to happen, you need to dilute the fuck out of your urine so it comes back as diluted. they give you a retake for that.
1) you have looked at the synthetic urine and it is under 90 degrees, what to do??!
2) remember that you had flushed your system out with water the night and morning before? well now it is time to piss and hand it over. it will pass the temp part of the test but will later come back as diluted and they will give you a reschedule.
 
there was a time where if the specimen temp was to low {happened 2 times to me in 7 years}i would feign like i just couldn't go. then i would pound that 1 liter bottle of water and then piss. that was to much trouble so i refined the technique as written above. just be ready to piss as you have flushed yourself out the night and morning before.
 
it is also good to keep a synthetic urine in the car in case you get hurt on the job. then you can heat the synthetic urine up using the cars heater {place it over a vent} and follow the rest of the steps. i had to do that on 2 separate occasions as well {also in that same 7 years} i hope i didn't forget anything and i hope this helps you out!!
 
regards,
AJ