How Did You Find Your Dealer?

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  1. #1 officer lahey, Aug 30, 2014
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    I've been dry for a while (see my other post about why) and yesterday I went on the quest to find a new dealer. went to the local public skatepark with two friends. one guy showed up on a moped. he's having a smoke and I eventually work up the courage to say "hey man do you uh, smoke anything else?" he replied "of course" "got anything for sale" "yeah how much you want"

    then he said he would go to his house and pick some up for us. he asked if he should bring his scale to make sure but I wanted to be cool and make it seem like we could trust each other. he showed up like 8 minutes later with 1.5 or so plus two "complimentary" rillos. all three of us chipped in for 20 bucks to give him (didn't expect to buy anything today so I didn't bring money haha I had like 4 dollars) and he even had little baggies that said 420 all over them.

    so then we ask if he's got any pieces for sale and he's got a 12 inch bong but that's too big because I have to keep it hidden from my parents. then he says one of his friends is coming with an 18 inch bong and we can try it out with the weed we just bought.

    so were all under this quarter pipe and then this guy shows up on another moped (every dealer I've known drives a moped) and his bong is so big it has a carrying case. he says it was 350 dollars. the original guy then pulls out a dab rig and two of them start hitting that, and even more people showed up. then the guy with the giant bong pulls out a bag that looks like it probably had an ounce in it. they all hit it but we don't because we didn't buy that weed and we aren't gonna hit for free. when they finished they let us use our own.

    ok so the only things I have ever smoked are badly rolled j's and water bottle bongs. yesterday I jumped straight into a gigantic 350 dollar bong. I couldn't believe how much smoke there was. I took a hit and cleared it. my buddy did too and we both coughed uncontrollably for like 5 minutes. while I was coughing and they were laughing at us I explained how new we were and they freaked out. the kid who owned the bong said he was honored for us to hit a real piece for the first time on his bong. then they asked about school and stuff and we told them (id rather not share our ages) and they were amazed at how young we were for our class. the kid with the bong said "hey man, if I run into you later in life and you don't have a nice ass house and sick job and a ton of money, I'm gonna beat you up"



    so we had packed a pretty big bowl, but we only took two hits each and couldn't take any more because it hurt so much. immediately after the second one I melted into the ground. I thanked them for their stuff and crawled out of there. I could barely walk. I made it ontop of a ramp that my friend who hadn't smoked had been waiting on. i felt so dizzy I couldn't stand. I was not feeling good. a dude drove by and honked his car horn and pointed while talking on the phone and I assumed he was calling the police. so naturally i freaked out and we left on bike. I'm really lucky I somehow didn't get hit by a car on the way home. I was biking with one hand and holding my skateboard with the other. it seemed like it took hours to get home. after a while I got better and started feeling good once I knew I was not gonna get caught. overall a good experience +one dealer so now I can finally tell my old dealer who ripped me off to fuck the fuck off with his thieving.

    this was way longer than I expected when I started writing - tldr met a new dealer at the skatepark, used a giant 350 dollar bong and hotboxed a quarter pipe with like 8 strangers. felt dizzy. and everything was green.
     
  2. Some dealers I met through friends.
     
    Some dealers I met through work.
     
    Some dealers I met in church.
     
    Some dealers talked to me while on the lurk.
     
  3. have two that i use pretty regularly, one is one of my buddys from back in high school's little bro.. funny situation really.. i remember when we were kids (high school kids) selling him little grams here and there... 6 years later, and he's the dude.. with a pot selling business way larger than i ever dreamed of having.... i pick up a half or an O from him once or twice a week... completely solid dude.. good at what he does,  discreet, and the people who know him all say the same things... you'll never get shorted, it's always reliable, almost always available, and if it's not, you get an ETA. that's usually pretty reasonably on time..lol..
     
     
    the other is another cool low key dude, younger guy, maybe 20-21, new to it, but looks to me like he's probably gonna be a long timer.. he's smart, never shorts, price is a little higher because, he's new...i can't get a 220 dollar O from him like the other guy.. but i can get it for 280 and it's gonna weigh right, and big plus, he'll deliver or meet on the drop of the dime... the other dude is more of a hit him up and let him know you need..and he'll hit you up when he's ready, or back at the house, or whatever..
     
  4. I met my dealer at a 7-11. I went in baked as fuck and the clerk at the counter knew it. He just laughed at me and told me he dealt and gave me his number. Best thing that ever happened to me. His bud is too dank.


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  5. hehe this thread makes me feel old... made me remember how WAYYY back in the day, in high school, i went with a few older heads i sometimes chilled and toked up with, to meet there dude, and it was incredibly badass, he was a mexican man, who sold churros at a little stand he'd post up at the side of the road farmers market (this was 1999) in the next town over..
     
    churros and kine bud is what he sold :)
     
  6. Just found a new guy yesterday actually that I will be trying to pick up from much more in the future. Unfortunately, he lives 45 miles up from me, but he has amazing dank, variety, and great prices. I bought a Half Oz. for $120 when me and my buddy drove up there, and got 3 strains: 6g's of the best Chemdawg I've ever smoked, 6g's of Violet Haze (LavenderxAfghan Haze) and 2.4g.s of Ghost O.G. All of it beautiful shit, so potent. The best part aside from the variety and discounts is if you buy an Oz. or more, he'll drive it down to me. I found him technically on a spur of the moment mutual search between my buddy and I, as he'd asked if my normal dude could hook him up, who was out of town that day and wouldn't be back until the next day, and I couldn't. So he said, 'Well, fuck it, let's go on a trip and i'll introduce you to my dude, he'll hook us up for sure'. and hook us up he did. :bongin:
     
    jah!/ :smoking:
     
  7. Craigslist


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  8. My mom gave birth to him
     
  9. My friends have always sold. Never really had to look for someone. If one of them stopped, I didn't have to worry
     
  10. lol this thread! I love the u/n Officer Lahey, asking me where I found my dealer. And then some of these responses! crackin me up. At home: friends. In a new home: work or a bar (sometimes that's the same place) In a bar, sometimes bud is the hardest one to find :/ 
     
  11. I look in the MMJ magazines that are free at every 7-11 in the city.  Just for new clubs mind you.  Most of the time I just see new clubs when I drive around.
     
  12. My friend's little brother that i already knew for a year or two started dealing and he ended up being able to get a connection of really good locally grown bud. And since i knew him and have been friends with his brother he gives me better prices. All the other dealers i went to had over priced mids or didn't regularly have dank. 
     
  13. A friend I used to work with. Well, her aunt.
     
  14. my university is full of hook ups, just gotta know who's who
     
  15. I've never had problems finding a dealer. I use to work in a hookah bar and most of the regulars either sold or had a friend who sold. Also, going to shows and raves doesn't hurt.


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  16. Went to school with him since elementary school. Always had the same friends growin up, became friends with him though in highschool.
     
  17. #19 King Willie, Sep 1, 2014
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    Nice, so much bud so close to Disneyland Resort, lol!
     
    And on another note, I don't care how old I am, I still wanna go to fuckin Disney world/land..
     
  18. The happiest place on earth
     

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