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Whats The Shittiest Weed You Ever Got And How Much Did It Take To Get You High?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by nacher7g, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. Once I smoked 5 Gs all in one go within an hour with just about 0 tolerance and only got a mild buzz. It was all good tho, cuz i only had to draw the guy a picture and he gave it to me free :) good guy


    Nature. Fuck yeeh.
     
  2. I got ripped one time on some kiefed bud. Or maybe it was harvested too early IDK. Looked good and smelled good and tasted good, but it did not get me high. I smoked like 20 bong hits in a row and felt nothing. Went to tell the dealer about it, but somebody kicked his ass and he ended up in the hospital.
     
  3. thats what happens when u serve pretendica lol
     
  4. pretendica
    something that looks like the real deal, but is actually rather less than that just average. 

    Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best. 

    something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it. 

    pretending, faking, fronting.
    He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica. 

    The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica. 

    "Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."

    or 

    "It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
     
  5. love that word lol... I don't get to use it enough :lol:
     
  6. Got some bush weed today and took me twice as much as I normally do to get high.
     
  7. Half oz off some Vietnamese guy for £50 was the shittest bud ever, I didn't know bud got that bad.
     
  8. #8 Z42OM, Aug 27, 2014
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    an ounce of brown shit thai dirt weed for £80 that my friend bought , we tried to smoke a joint each but it didnt burn properly at all , it tasted like vomit , didnt get us high at all just coughing a lot , worst "weed" ive ever come across 
     
    worst weed ive ever bought was uncured 
     
  9. i was 13, someone grinded some bush up and put it in a bag and sold it my friend for £30. (he had never tried weed at that stage)
     
  10. Bought from a dealer who didn't have a scale (I had to bring it) and didn't have a bag or anything to put my weed in. Smoked it out of a vape and ripped a few oneys and barely had a buzz


    This is the strangest life I've ever known
     
  11. A friend and I bought a bunch of mexi-brick weed unseen...when we got it we found out it had some sort of tobacco pressed into it as well...
     
    worst weed I've ever had...wouldn't get a fly high.....
     
  12. someone gave me a gram of compressed brown ass brick weed and smoked the whole thing. the burnout lasted longer than the 15 minute high lol
     
  13. Cheap ass p, ive never had brick, but idk what was with this weed, i cant see weed being worse, smoked oz blunts with 3 heads and would be high for like 30 minutes

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  14. had to deal with this really dry outdoor once.  smoked at least 3 grams of it with a small buzz.  Then I rolled two joints and it did the trick, didn't last long though
     
  15. Not really weed but 1/2 oz of shake for 10$
    I made kief and my friend sold it after we kiefed it. Such a dick move 😐
     
  16. When i first start smokin i was smokin schwag before i ever got a connect or grew.

    Some of the stuff id get was mexican dirt brick weed. Black seeds, buds so mashed together between stems and so flat it looked like compacted horse shit. Donkey dung lol

    Youd sit there for 20mins diggin seeds out and stems and have a pile of horse shit at the end, looked like straw mixed with manure lol

    Forget trying to grind it. Shit had mummified :lol:

    Youd put it in one of those cheap crappy china bongs dumb kids have and light it.

    Took a minute to actually burn the shit but eventually YELLOW smoke would fill the bong and the coughing fit ensued, followed by coughing out tons of yellow tar from the lungs. So fuckin nasty lol

    I ended up growing a seed and it came out a 6 headed hermaphrodite. It didnt know what the fuck it wanted to be.

    Finally in a moment of sheer newb paranoia and thinkin the cops had radar that could see through my shitty apartment (and obviously slightly brain damaged and stoned off this shitty weed) i attacked the hermie with a knife and stupidly flushed the wole fuckin thing down my rental toilet in my crappy apartment. I chopped every piece smaller than turds and killed it :laughing: and down she went.

    Thus ended my screwing around with schwag until one day, sober a year later i drove my buddy to an apartment complex to meet his ex stepdad, who happily tossed a dime bag (wrapped in cigarette pack plastic and tossed in an empty cigarette box) of this magical, blackseeded, horse-donkey shit weed back into my car and into my life.

    We both cursed all the way home til we smoked it, got super stoned, scraped the resin like idiot kids and smoked that too. Cant believe i havent burned that memory away yet :smoke: oh well, there's always tomorrow!
     
  17. $60 for 6 grams of what turned out to be grit weed. I'm really glad I had a grinder for it to fuck up or I very well may have been fucked up. I smoked it anyway (after many cautionary measures were taken) and it was still pretty good.
     
  18. A huge bag of dirt weed. Literally looked like soil. We almost thought we were stooped but it was weed, once.

    I don't remember getting a satisfactory high regardless of how much you smoked.
     
  19. "Durban Poison" from Silkroad, my buddy bought 2 os for like $100 and i grabbed a Q from him without looking at it.
     
    Was some stringy seedy bushweed, smoked it all in 2 blunts and didn't feel a thing.
     
  20. Was first starting to smoke and bought 1 gram from my usual guy (I'd usually buy 3-4, but it was a tight week on my wallet) and I got home and it didn't smell super dank and it turned out to be mainly trims and prevaped bud. It mainly made me cough a bunch and I got very little out of it. After I bought another 3g from him after payday, I took what was left of it, put it in a baggie and tossed it in a parking lot. I like to think it gave some homeless guy a good day and a bad cough.
     

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