Well 2 days ago i got bored and wanted to smoke in my room (I've done this many times, I use a sploof, and i blow the smoke into my closet then close the closet door) I have a homemade water bottle bong and as i was hitting it on my second bowl my mom walks in, keep in mind that my body is halfway into the closet because i was hitting my bong. Well i let the carb go and blow the smoke into my closet as fast as i can as my mom is waiting for me at the door(door is open).. and as soon as turned towards her a huge cloud of smoke comes out of my mouth, keep in kind i'm like 3 feet away from her, but i've got to be the luckiest fucker ever, she looked down to the carpet for some odd ass reason and luckily didn't see Well that was the closest call i've had since i started smoking again. She also brought me 2 mcdoubles so i was pretty happy lmao. I know it wasn't smart to smoke while my parents were home, lesson learned lol.
Wait so to cover up the extremely pungent smell, you blow it into a closet full of clothes ready to absorb the smell? Instead of out the window? Why don't you only load enough for you to entirely clear in one hit, then literally go as far out the window as possible when you exhale and make sure you blow to the left if the breeze is coming from the right. When I lived with my parents, this worked for me for 4 years.
Madlibz is spot on. She definitely knows Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Advice: MOVE OUT. Then you won't have any close calls... you can blow that cloud of smoke wherever you like whenever you like.
Your mom smokes your stash when your not around. The smell alone she would notice. The smoke that you exhaled when she was looking at the ground wouldn't just disappear after you exhaled. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
She's looking down on you, it's symbolic. She loves you and as the other dude said, she smokes ur stash nigggaaaaa... So find and smoke hers ;P
I'm high as fuck, and I misread that as OP's mom looking for his stash on the ground while he tries to sneakily exhale a cloud of smoke into the closet. that's some straight stoner comedy haha. also, exhale into the closet? the fuck you thinking. in order to make the room not smell, you decide to exhale into the area that has the absolute least airflow through it...doesn't make much sense to me. anyway, what you should do is exhale out the window then leave the window open n turn a fan on. but if you somehow get away with what you're doing for an extended period, more power to you, I guess
HahahahahahA im so high and even i realize the foolishness. Blow the smoke out the window like a civilized human lmao
As stupid as op sounds for just blowing the smoke into the closet, I used to get baked under my blanket thinking it would do something. A couple times I blew some strong and my dad was out in the living room and my rooms right down the hall and I was good Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I can assure you that your moms knows you were smoking. There's no way that it wouldn't smell seconds after smoking in a room. Especially cause you blew the smoke in the closet, like that's going to hide the smell lol. Your mom probably didn't want to confront you about at the time. Weed smells very strong you aren't fooling anyone. Sorry to break It to ya
Holy shit. That's such a close call. I smoke at home with my parents round cause. Same here...I'm bored. But this scares me x3 Sent from my Nexus 5 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
To everyone suggesting that she knows. I assure you she dosen't as i've been caught before (by cops, like 2 years ago, LONG STORY lol.. and let's just say she was pissed lmao. Probably why I feel comfortable just smoking in my house or backyard now haha. and i couldn't smoke out my window because it was the daytime and i live in a one story house lol. It wouldn't be smart to have huge clouds of smoke coming out my window that everyone can see, nor would it be smart to smoke in my closet.. but you get my point haha
Ya but that's because you were caught by the cops that she was pissed. Trust she def could smell if she's standing at the door she prbly just didn't know wtf to say smelling herbs and you just kneeling at closet door lmao
Damn dude close call, you fooled her ass and you got 2 Mcdoubles out of it. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Well atleast you blew it in the closet man. Back then I tried everything.. the living room, the kitchen, the hall bath. They always seemed to know and I couldnt figure it out. It must've be the closet technique that saved ya Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum