Wannabe Weed Dealers

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  1. #1 Wiseguys, Aug 23, 2014
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    This is just a thread about the people who were wannabe weed dealers.  They do it for a couple of weeks and then get arrested or robbed.  Or they smoke it all.
     
    Just tell the story of any wannabe dealers you knew.
    This one kid in high school thought he was hot shit.  He was cool but he thought he was going to be a great Weed dealer.  He was selling nickels and dimes of high-grade weed.  No one could figure out why this kid was bagging up these skimp nickels.  He was OK to buy from because his prices were alright and he wasn't skimpy.  I couldn't hate him for trying.  
     
    But not a lot of people bought from him and according to him he kept the weed in his backyard.  We were like WTF?? He had some dry ass weed.
    Then one time me and some friends walked over by his house and he ran out with all these bags in his pocket.  We bought a couple of them and then he dropped a bunch of them on the ground.  LOL they were all loose.  One of my boys pointed it out, I think he noticed but was trying to play it cool instead of scrambling for it.  It was right to let him know either way but always thought we could've picked up one of his bags.
    He didn't last long.
    Another kid was going around thinking he was bad and telling everyone he had weed.  He was cool too but just not smart enough to realize we didn't live in the Bronx.  So after 2 weeks he got arrested for dealing.
     
    There used to be a lot of these guys.  This thread may have some potential we'll see. Share yours.

     
  2. It's not like anyone's ever a permanent or career weed dealer though
     
  3. Some people do it for some quick cash and get out. Most realize it's not worth it long term unless you get weight cheap or grow yourself
     
  4. Im in with the medical crowd, we all grow, trade clones and horse trade. When a friend gets low I hand him a case of half gallon jars of my good shit  to dig through and let him make up a stash for himself. No money changes hands and nobody runs dry.
     
    No need to scale it out too. who fucking cares when you have fat stashes.
     
    I know pot in Washington is selling in stores for huge prices but the medical crowd is flooded and I dont think you could get more then $100 OZ for top shelf. I dont know anyone who buys or sells pot. Most everyone grows their own.
     
    If I had to sell pot for a living id fucking stave to death.
     
  5. Weed dealing is a business.  I'm talking about goofballs who try to start a business and fail badly.  There are a lot of funny ones.  Some of them will have the shittiest weed around.  Just a lot of failures and they're funny to laugh at.
     
  6. Well if they sold weed, they werent really wannabe's right?

    I get what you mean though, I think its the people who treat dealing like some kind of status symbol among their peers and arent afraid to deal to people they dont really know that get caught.

    The smart guys, the ones who make bank and keep it that way (atleast for a while) are very particular about who they do business with and understand that it is a very risky way to make money. They dont send business cards(or texts...) to all of their friends advertising their new side job.






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  7. Yea they were wannabes.  They get into it because they see the money others are making and try to copycat but fail quickly..  It's funny seeing them.
    And just like you point out it's a lot about the status symbol to those people too.
     
  8. One kid that went to my high school had rich parents. He started smoking weed and got his medical license as soon as he started. He started dealing like a month later. It was funny because we tried picking up from him once and he insisted on rolling the blunt for us. He ended up fucking up 4 swishers before he got one right.
     
    Long story short, about 6 months after he started smoking, he got arrested at gunpoint for buying a half pound from undercover cops on craigslist. He did like 2 years in prison :laughing:
     
  9. You mad, Son?

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  10. sounds like you were a desperate mofo who wanted weed so much [like a fiend] he would buy from anyone, and settled for mids, then you come on a forum, hiding your face like a bich saying how you bought some rag weed from a guy. you are just as much a little fgt as much as the guy you bought bud from
     
  11. from my experience middle men piss me the fuck off
     
  12. #12 Wiseguys, Aug 23, 2014
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    Holy cow...You're incredibly stupid.  Was that really all one sentence too?  Must be a mental disorder you have.  Where did I mention regs in my post?  I said the kid sold high-grade weed but picked up small quantities and took a while to sell it, because there was a lot of competition.  We hung out together so we'd smoke his weed.  derp derp
     
  13. Hmm bought from one guy once that always skimped people with high grade, but he didn't last long because most of his customers didn't like him and stopped buying. Plus he got arrested for smoking publicly. All my other dealers are in it for the long term and have fair prices.
     
  14. What's with all the double spaces? You trying to impress somebody?


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  15. Dont even pay attention to that guy, he was just being insulting and wanted to think out loud. But hm, id say ive never met one bt have had people ik drop a few gs if they had a lot
    Dont even pay attention to that guy, he was just being insulting and wanted to think out loud. But hm, id say ive never met one bt have had people ik drop a few gs if they had a lot
     

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