House Mates Old And Grouchy

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Benjaminblackthegreat, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. Alright so this girl I see lives with her friend and her friend's family owns the house. One day I was over and these older retired people came over. They were looking to live for half a year the house and they wanted to check it out. There was a half ounce of weed out and multiple bongs and they didn't complain so everyone was cool with it.
     
    Last night I went over there and the older people had moved in upstairs. I went down stairs, and they said, "You guys better not be drinking any alcohol!" I brought over a fifth of Tanqueray, I just got three paychecks and my car got hit in a dispensary parking lot earlier in the week. The guy that hit me gave me a half pound of some chronic weed and I called it good. I was in a celebrating mood thats for sure.
     
    We rolled 2 blunts and smoked them downstairs and the smoked went upstrairs a little but we had the windows open downstairs and the fans going. All of a sudden the older woman starts yelling "Whats that burning?" Her husband: "it smells like a dead skunk."" WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING!! IM COMING DOWN THERE" She was furious. Getting the phone out and calling the landlord, my girlfriends roommates mom. They had a long talk, then this lady snooped around and took my fifth and we haddn't even mad gin and tonics and they took it. I offered them a drink and they declined.
     
    The mom had to come over and there was a meeting about weed. We can't smoke in the house but they have to not steal our alcohol. They had to give it back. She also didn't want me there because I was a guy.
     
    Later that night apparently she was creeping around and was trying to tell the landlord that her daughter was a slut getting drunk and banging lots of guys. 
     
     

     
  2. #2 lFourTwenty, Aug 20, 2014
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    Sounds like you need to stay away from that fucked up situation. Chill with your girl at your house and smoke..nothing you can do anyway since they are paying rent and living there. Plus smokin blunts in the house? That's hands down the smelliest way you can smoke. Could have had the decency to smoke outside when you knew there were old christian people upstairs sleeping lol.
     
    Why not chill at your house?
     
  3. Make them old fuckers some cookies. 
    :D
     
  4. Why would you let them take your alcohol away? Are you underage? I would have strong armed them for it.
     
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    Haha my place is the spot, I was at a party and I drank too much to drive. So we got a cab to her house and that was that.
     
  6. Yeah fuck that I'd of called the cops on them


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  7. Sneak into their house and fart in their face.
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WULfWX_dnOA
     
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    Problem solved lol fuck em
     
  9. I will haha i make some good ones too. Chocolate chips, stuff all sorts of nuts in them.
     
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    We make some with shatter in them. Make you high for a long time.
     
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    Stuff all sorts of nuts in them huh  <_<
     
  12. #12 Benjaminblackthegreat, Aug 20, 2014
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    Lol I went to her house late last night, there was a house party next door and this huge fight broke out and there must have been 15 people throwing punches. The lady that lives upstairs was yelling out the fuckin window at these guys calm down. Of course they will listen to you stupid bitch. All off a sudden bricks are being thrown at the house. She was swearing and talking shit to an angry mob. The police came and arrested 5-6 people. There is like 2 grand in house damage they were throwing hella shit at the house.
     
    Im not trying to stay here again. Im about to try smoking a bowl inside. Everyone is passed out. I don't even think older people know I am here.
     
  13. I got chased out of the house they are fuckers all I was doing was leaving the house, I guess they didn't think I was there or something. I am not going back there. I don't want to they are assholes. I literally have done nothing to them but say hi. I try to be friendly but they are complete dicks.
     
    The didn't smell the smoke this morning since I smoked so early. They are plain assholes.
     
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    This is us bro. :D
     
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  16. Just leave some gummy satans out for them.
    Might solve all your problems!

    Jk don't do that.
     
  17. T-bag them and video the t-bagging and show it to us. This is the only solution. Everyone else stfu.
     
  18. That fart video was hella funny. It set me off on a t-bag thread rampage and got me banned. I was seriously laughing my ass off.
    Those new tenants sound like real dicks.
    Maybe try a pump fake by being REALLY nice to them.
    Love to know how it pans out anyway.
     
  19. lol Im not going back there at all when the old people are there. They set up the whole fucking house like it's theirs and we are their children or some shit. Its like prohibition Nazi Germany over there. They do night patrols and snoop around the house for bongs. It seems whack. 
     
    I should t-bag them though, because they are asking for it. Their heads are so deep in the shit of their ass, I could dip my balls in water and then drop balls on them all night if I wanted. :smoking:
     

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