How To Get Laid Stoned?

queenofmewps · Aug 22, 2014

FriedFriend said:

I want to fuck all the girls, but smoke all the weed at the same time. The two
don't seem to mix? What to do? Girls just don't get turned on by the stoner personality I find.
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Hell naw. I want a boyfriend I can stone with haha cx just keep searching for the perfect girl!

KushCloud93 · Aug 22, 2014

Smoking before sex is greeeeeaaaattt

Roll Another One.

Megacosm · Aug 23, 2014

1. Invite girl to dorm room
2. Smoke with girl
3. Sex girl
4. Remove girl from dorm room
5. Repeat steps 1-4

RooksYR · Aug 24, 2014

camacho77 said:

Me and my friend kinda devised our own method to identifying a stoner girl, and then proceeding to attract her. It doesn't work all the time, but it works a lot of the time.

The way To do it is just start vibing with a girl. I start a conversation, and when she asks my name, I give her my first, middle, and last name (more on that later). Make her laugh, but don't seem like your trying to make her laugh.

In the middle of conversation, when she seems interested in what you're saying, bring up weed in a casual way. This could be making a little joke about it, then asking if she smokes. My favorite line, if I'm at a social gathering is "hey, you smell that? Smells like pot. Makes me want a toke", if she reacts positively to this, say something along the lines of "well hey, I got some but I don't have enough for EVERYONE here. What'd ya say we duck off for a few minutes and toke up?."

If she agrees to this, you go to a private area, smoke together, and continue to make her laugh and interest her. Make sure during this time you make her comfortable with your touch. Start lightly. Like passing her the bowl and brushing past her hand. Then give her a high five. At this point I usually scoot a little closer to her to where my leg is touching hers. Usually, if she doesn't move away, you're IN. I usually touch her one more time just to solidify the attraction, such as a hand on the shoulder to make a point or something.

Now, this is where the first middle and last name come in. At this point, you wanna kiss her. To do this, I usually try to playfully point out that she doesn't listen to me. You do this at a point where she says "what?" Or "huh?" Or something else that insinuates that she wasn't listening. You then say , very playfully. "you haven't been listening to me this whole time have you?" Then she will probably laugh and say yes she has. At this point you offer to give her the listening test. Tell her "alright well tell you what. answer this one question right and I'll give you a kiss." If they go along with the little game, they definitely want you to kiss them. The question you ask them is "what's my first/middle/last name?" You can pick any one to make her guess. She will most likely remember your first name and maybe your last name, but she most likely won't remember your middle name. When she guesses, no matter what her answer is, you say pretty quickly "oh my gosh you're absolutely right." Then you kiss her.

This method for me has about a 80 percent success rate if I can get them to the smoke with me.

Now, is using a method to get a girl to like you wrong? That's up to interpretation. But OP said he wants to get laid, and this has always worked for me.

DISCLAIMER: this method has never led to any good serious relationships. Those kinda just happen for me out if nowhere.
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This beats the "JUST DO IT" advice for getting girls. They say failing to plan is planning to fail. Usually the plan falls apart at the first contact because things just work out differently, but the plan sets the intention and provides an inner social foundation on which to build those spontaneous conversations.

This is last successful plan i initiated with a girl. The plan was to give her three gifts for her birthday; #1 was a hand made work of art, #2 was a hug, #3 was a kiss while still holding her in a hug. It worked.

Im one of those guys who gets anxious then i end up feeling like i dont know how to start a convo. But if i have a plan to get things going it makes things a lot easier.

So OP my advice if you want stoner girls, find out where to meet them, make a plan (like a phrase to lead things in the direction that you want), and see the plan through.

camacho77 · Aug 25, 2014

RooksYR said:

This beats the "JUST DO IT" advice for getting girls. They say failing to plan is planning to fail. Usually the plan falls apart at the first contact because things just work out differently, but the plan sets the intention and provides an inner social foundation on which to build those spontaneous conversations.

This is last successful plan i initiated with a girl. The plan was to give her three gifts for her birthday; #1 was a hand made work of art, #2 was a hug, #3 was a kiss while still holding her in a hug. It worked.

Im one of those guys who gets anxious then i end up feeling like i dont know how to start a convo. But if i have a plan to get things going it makes things a lot easier.

So OP my advice if you want stoner girls, find out where to meet them, make a plan (like a phrase to lead things in the direction that you want), and see the plan through.
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I totally agree! People sometimes make fun of me for being so methodical. But then again I get way more attention from women than they do so I'm not worried about that they think.

Uncle_Meat420 · Aug 25, 2014

Gotta find dem stoner hoes

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