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Drug Test @ Father-In-Laws Work...help

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by oldyeller22, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. #1 oldyeller22, Aug 19, 2014
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    HELP!!!
    Male,
    6'1'', 220lbs
    average body type
    pretty quick metabolism, but still some body fat...
     
    My father-in-law (who is pretty high up in this company) has put in a good word with HR about me...I feel like the process could go kinda quick, so I want to detox as fast and as much possible..for the past year I have smoked pretty habitually ,with a few breaks in between, till about 2 months ago. I hadn't smoked for about a month or 2 (cant remember), up until 2 weeks ago, it lasted me about a week only smoking in the evenings...I haven't smoked in 7 days...Having heard about a possible interview I plan on working out like crazy, eating antioxidants, flushing my system as much as possible, and I just ordered some Palo Azul....I CANNOT fail this test....any suggestions/ideas would be very helpful. Thanks!

     
  2. I don't know what to say.
     
  3. When they ask for a urine test immediately whip your cock out and start pissing...
     
    No just be clean from now on.  You are fucking the big shots daughter, it will be fine.
     
  4. #4 TheDankBank, Aug 19, 2014
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    Kinda confused on your post. How could he/she whip there cock out if they are the bigshots daughter? Hahaha
    Edit: nevermind I reread op's post. I get what you were saying, my bad.
    "Money is numbers and numbers never end. So if it takes money to be happy, your search for happyness will never end". -Robert Nesta Marley
     
  5. Gonna be an awkward Holiday Season Op :smoke:
     
  6. Worst comes to worst- You come clean to your wife (unless she knows) and you guys go on a surprise Vacation that conveniently pushes back a drug test date. 
     
  7. Jerk off in the cup then hand it back to them all confused

    Pro tip: do some pre whacks at home/in the car


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  8. Just drink plenty of water so much that you are pissing water and the test will probably come back inconclusive, as long as it's not a dept of transportation test they won't fail you, at least not in my experience.
     
  9. #9 -13 Amp-, Aug 20, 2014
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    Bring clean piss in a advil bottle tucked under ur nuts....I've done it for ever piss test and have never failed...
     
  10. I picture op using his wife's piss and his father in law telling him he didn't get the job but congratulations on being pregnant.
     
  11. #11 KnowImSayin, Aug 20, 2014
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    Buy some test stripts.  Piss on them.  You may find that you are clean (>50ng ppm) otherwise, I think you will be okay, especially after two weeks.  Hopefully, you don't get tested for another week, or at all.  I am so stoned,t hough.
     
     
    Give the owner of the company some MARIJUANA brownies.  Then, if they try to piss-test you, tell them that the boss just got stoned the other night, and that it's okay tom smoke.
     
     
    EVERYONE, i HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
     
    Please smoke, vape, and eat edibles.
     
    This is an order.  Drug tests that come back negative will result in immediate termination of your job.  This applies to all employees, including myself.  A hash oil brownie buffet will be available during normal business hours.
     
    Thank you for your cooperation.
     
  12. diluting your sample like that will fail the test. they give you another chance to retake it.
     
    honestly the best way i have found that i was using was synthetic urine. i never failed a test with it. there is a post of mine where i explain how and why i did what i did and if you want to search for that thread then please do so. lots of great info there.
     
  13. Well hiw did this turn out?
     
  14. Unless I missed it you didn't give an actual timeframe on the interview?
     
    If it's within a month of you having smoked daily for more than a day or two straight, good luck to you all you can do is do your best and hope. 50/50
     
  15. The interview is tomorrow morning...I Work 3rd shift so i'll be heading to the interview right after work. I have a gallon of Palo azul to drink at work, and B12 to mask the color. I've been drinking 1.5-2 gallons of water a day since posting this. I haven't smoked for 16 days....I passed an at home drug test this morning.....am I dumb for still being nervous about this?
     
  16. Use a condom. Have someone with drug free piss to piss into it , tie it around your hip tugging it down to your balls so it can be kept warm. They can't see you piss
     
  17. So did you pass?
     

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