A Long Ass Story About Some Cookies. Lol

My experience with edibles is not much at all really. I've cooked brownies a few times before with friends when I was a teenager. We used to pretty much over-dose intentionally, my first ever experience being two brownies from a batch made with a shit ton of bud (a half of mids and 11 grams from an outdoor LSD grow).
I got the most stoned I ever had that night. There were about 10 other people tripping on the brownies. About three hours after taking them my friends new boyfriend had gone into a bad trip and was twitching like crazy yelling "help" over and over again. He kept insisting we call an ambulance for him but his girlfriend took his phone (who the fuck wants to deal with cops over a guy eating some brownies? Lmao). She later informed us that he had never even smoked weed. The most mind-altered this guy had ever been was buzzed off drinking a few beers. Poor dude probably never tried mary jane after that night xD
But anyways (I'm rather high at the moment so excuse this novel I'm writing. Lol.), I've maybe had 2 edibles since then and they barely had any effect. I've been on a break from weed for about a year and a half due to the local Nazis over some plants and recently moved to a new area. It's a lot more chill so I decided to buy some weed the other day. I don't know anyone here so I went to the local strip club and asked around. Nobody had any bud just white girl. I gave up and headed home.
When I stopped to fill my bike up, this goofy ass looking kid came up to me and asked if I smoked. I said yeah and he tells me he's got quarters for 10 lol I sure as hell said yes and we did the trade off real quick plus I got his number. Not to my surprise it was mid, but it wasn't the worst I've ever seen. It had no seeds and a decent smell.
I went home and proceeded to pack a bowl and smoked it, I got rather high (that nice year and a half t break took me down to zero). I decided to make edibles for the sake of convenience (you'd have to be a dumbass to go to jail for a cookie). I broke down the weed and simmered it in butter for a good 45 minutes. Strained it into some cookie mix and baked for 12 minutes. I ate a whole cookie hot out of the oven...

AND I GOT HIGH AS FUCK XD

Its funny to look back right now 3 days later and laugh. But at the time I was tripping so hard lol it felt so crazy, my whole body was tingling immensely and it felt like the whole world had gone completely fucking alien-planet insane. I walked around my hood for hours tripping balls trying to come down. I can see now why my friends boyfriend was freaking out. A non-experienced non-tolerant person probably legitimately believes they're dying if they eat high dose edibles. I know weed won't kill me, but sometimes high doses can become plain uncomfortable. Especially with edibles. I'm starting to enjoy it more than actually smoking though now that I know my tolerance. I cut my cookies into fourths, I take one piece at first and then another around 2 hours later. It gives me a nice, non-fucking-crazy body high for around 6-8 hours depending on when I eat a meal before hand. I don't usually consider weed a strongly psychedelic substance, but the other night when I was tripping I had multiple OEVs, at one point I looked at the sky and watched as the stars rearranged themselves into crazy patterns.
I haven't smoked since that little .2 bowl when I first found a dealer. I think I'm just going to stick to eating it. I just know to be careful now, I've dabbed .5 of wax at one time and that first cookie was like that times ten. Dosing is the key to a good high.

Oh and I took some pictures. Lol.

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Huh. Maybe I used margarine lol I just grabbed the cheapest (what I thought was) butter from Wal-Mart, it was like 97 cents. Still worked fine though.

 

Yeah it definitely worked lol I didn't realize margarine looks identical to butter.