I Have A Confession To Make [Help???]

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  1. #1 wumboshouse, Aug 13, 2014
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    Hey guys, I have a confession to make. I'm a very experienced smoker, I'm a glass connoisseur. I smoke 7-10 times daily. I dab hella wax too, that I religiously make myself. I've been smoking ever since the 7th grade. My friends refer to me as "Chief Kief" or "Barrel Lungs", as often as called a "Stoner". So what's the fucking problem? I can't and have not ever rolled a joint. I just can't do it. I know exactly how to roll a joint, in fact, I've taught 2 people to roll joints. I don't count using a crutch or prerolled cones as rolling. I have developed shaky hands when I was a teenager, and I just can't do it with these damn hands! Any tips?
     
  2. Ummm get a roller?
     
  3. you got this chief kief. you got this
     
  4. #4 ChemiStoner, Aug 13, 2014
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    My bad. See my other reply.
     
  5. Don't worry about it.  Neither can I.
    Neither can a lot of stoners, I'm sure.
     
    I use a Vape anyway, so not real high
    up on my list.
     
  6. Joints are weak to me, if you can roll a blunt you're set


    --Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean!--
     
  7. What? Do you think I'm stupid? Read the OP, I know how to roll, I just can't my fingers shake and the weed ends up falling off.
     
  8. Fuck my bad dude. I feel like a dick. I must of read through it to fast. I apologize. I'm with the person who said get a rolling machine!! I got my 1 1/4 zig zag roller for 5 bucks and it came with a pack of papers!!


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  9. #10 wumboshouse, Aug 13, 2014
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    Haha it's all good man, I make mistakes myself. Anyways, I own a roller, I just wish I had the ability to roll one myself! I've tried coming up with methods to make my hands less shaky but I can't do it, like keeping my hands on the table while rolling, and I still can't fight off these god damn seizuring fingers.
     
  10. Roling is pretty hard and everyone has their own way of doing it.  It took me a long time to learn my magic :yummy:
     
    Good luck brother
     
  11. #12 Dr.Fumbles, Aug 13, 2014
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    If you are a connoisseur you have to post a pic of your high end glass. I myself am breaking through to being a full blown glass addict.
     
  12. My hands used to shake man but
    Its barely noticeable now after I've started hitting the gym. Of course my condition was probably not as bad as you since I'm fairly young. But I did a little research while I was going through this and vitamin b-12 is supposed to help.


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  13. Hahaha just the italics made me crackup. Dont roll or get a roller. Ur not missing anything spectacular anyway.
     
  14. I actually had the same problem when I couldnt even come close to rolling then I decided I was going to do it so I bought some zig zags and went up north leaving my glass at home 4 hours away so I didnt have a choice after a few that I spilled or messed up I found my own way that I still use

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  15. hey man i have a similar issue, my hands shake also, not violently but i think i concentrate on it too much. best thing to help me was just practicing over and over again, jitters are less and i can roll joints so much easier after all that practice. have you tried rolling a joint with the card trick? or the dollar bill trick? those may help, check em out.
     
  16. as long as there smoke-able
     
  17. You don't count using a cruch as rolling? So you prefer to get shit on and have a less structurally sound joint possibly ruining the whole experience? I'm happy to know the hundreds of joints I've rolled don't hold up to the standard of someone that can't roll at all.


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  18. HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU.

    This probably counts as "not rolling a joint" to you.. but this guy in the video has the same shaky hand issue because of his ticks. He came up with a badass way to twist one up! 
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHWht5XzAcA
     

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