Just got mine on Wednesday and hoooly shit. Works great for those "I'm tired" or "I have a headache" moments, and heck, it's even good after your advances into the bush are successful. Anyone else love these things? Probably in my top 10 things to do high right now.
The best part about a real vagina is you dont have to clean it with guilt and shame under the faucet afterwords.
.....and then wait for it to dry before you put it back in the case so that it doesnt mold..... "....what's wrong dude?" "...oh nothin...it's just...my fleshlight has a 'yeast infection'!" XD
Lol this guy has a fleshlight. Or his friend does. And he watches him use it/clean it/dry it Probably the second scenario. Yo LOL Sent from my XT1080 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Or i have a brain. It's not hard for most people to use their imiganation. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool ay?
Its ok man, fuck your plastic pussy without shame. People fuck mauch stranger things, but im sure your imagination has already shown you. Sent from my XT1080 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
If i turned my boyfriend down for sex, and he was all like, "Okay, well I'm going to fuck this thing now..." I would just give him a blowjob. I would rather do something nice for him than lay awkwardly next to him while he masturbates.
You seem awful defensive about it. Suspicions raised. Sent from my XT1080 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I want one that is neon yellow and purple spiral pattern. Lol when I was overseas I had a cheap model that was ripped beyond use after a few uses. Even impressed myself
What is a fleshlight never hear of such a thing? Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Peom by Robert Frost
holy shit wow111!! At first I googled the site and go to their website and see naked chicks then WTF A fucking snot colored green wierd ass thing on the screen called zombie and it comes with a fucking foot long vomit colored rubber dick wtf you get a rubber dick with a rubber vagina? WTF do you do with that? !!! there more in purple and blue and called alien vagina and shit wtf did I just go to?
You mean that weird ass dude with some strange anal bead massager dick thing who got it stuck up his ass rofl
Yes. Actually now that I think about it, it's BlazinHaze who allegedly has a fleshlight and loves it. Come on out BH!