First World Probs

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Malt-Liquor-Kitty, Aug 8, 2014.

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  1. #1 Malt-Liquor-Kitty, Aug 8, 2014
    I try to recognize my own 1st World problems and then shame myself over them. Hey, everyone could use a healthy dose of shame and maybe a giggle at our own expense.

    So, what's all you Bladese's 1st World problems?

    My first one would have to be: I don't smoke before work and I am not able to eat breakfast because without the sweet cheeba in me all I am in the mornings is one big stomach ache. So I cant hardly eat all this delicious food I'm surrounded by. EFF me right in my 1st World life.
     
  2. #2 Fredbear, Aug 9, 2014
    some times i dont smoke cause im to lazy to grind and roll
     
  3. #3 lazytoker, Aug 9, 2014
     
    What? ... That's pushin it man... :smoking:
     
  4. #4 sleepingblade, Aug 9, 2014
    I recently bought a new laptop, but won't fit into my nice laptop bag designed for laptops...
     
  5. #5 B33PB33P, Aug 9, 2014
    Complaining about a long drive to work but then I see people that have bikes

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  6. #6 Fizzly, Aug 9, 2014
    When I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop, if I want to play the guitar I have to put the laptop on the coffee table and lean to the left to get the guitar off the stand.
     
    It pisses me off. :mad:
     
  7. #7 ThreeFiftyZzz, Aug 9, 2014
    Sometimes my internet is temperamental and my xbox won't connect to xbl unless i unplug my router for 30 secs and test my network connection on the dashboard. It takes a few mins but i have to get off the couch to do it. Usually it only happens when my wife and i are trying to watch Netflix so its even more annoying.
     
  8. #8 Fizzly, Aug 9, 2014
    Another coffee table catastrophe:
     
    I have a bag of Tropical Trail Mix, a bag of pistachio nuts, a can of mixed nuts and a can of peanuts on the coffee table and I can't decide in which rotation I should eat them.
     
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    Fuck this shit! I'm selling everything and moving to Zimbabwe. :mad:
     
  9. #9 newbgrow, Aug 9, 2014
    My tablet won't charge quickly if I'm using it, and I need to limit cpu proformance to fix it.

    An hour for 10%? Fuck that noise.
     
  10. #10 Fizzly, Aug 9, 2014
     
    If I was you I'd smash the fucking thing and then go on a mass-killing spree.
     
  11. #11 Old School Smoker, Aug 9, 2014
    I don't have any first world problems. I have 3rd world problems like whats goin on in Israel and Iraq.
     
  12. #12 Alaric, Aug 9, 2014
    Saying first world problems, or #firstworldproblems, is in itself a problem in the MODERN and INDUSTRIALIZED world.
     
  13. #13 Old School Smoker, Aug 9, 2014
    This was the reaction I got from my psychiatrist when I asked about Jennifer Anniston's pussy.
     
  14. #14 Fizzly, Aug 9, 2014
     
    [​IMG] Did he suggest any particular type of gun to use? [​IMG]
     
  15. #15 newbgrow, Aug 9, 2014
    Shit, why not?

    Also my mommy was gone 40 hours a week when i was growing up so I could get new clothes every year and eat daily.

    Life's a bitch.
     
  16. #16 HelloThere, Aug 9, 2014
    Trying to recognize all my first world problems is my biggest first world problem
     
  17. #17 Hello there!, Aug 9, 2014
    When I brush my teeth too soon after 1+ cup(s) of homemade coffee, I tend to almost throw up.
     
  18. #18 iAmBetty, Aug 9, 2014
    I often eat so much it becomes a struggle not to vomit.
     
  19. #19 sapphicure, Aug 9, 2014
    My iPhone charger is too short so I have to sit on the edge of my bed to stay on it.
     
  20. #20 Fizzly, Aug 9, 2014
    The remote for my bedroom TV really pisses me off: I have to aim it almost directly at the TV or it doesn't work. My living room one isn't like that.
     
    Bangladesh is looking better and better all the time. :mad:
     
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