Stoner Vs. Non-Stoner

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by bongs4days, Jul 31, 2014.

  1. #1 bongs4days, Jul 31, 2014
    Non-Stoner: I hope we don't have too much weed
    Stoner: I hope we have enough weed
     
  2. #2 Your Pharmacist, Jul 31, 2014
    Non-stoner : yo! Put that away, your gonna get caught!

    Stoner (me) : offers to other people 😂


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  3. #3 Tripping Nightmare, Jul 31, 2014
    None-stoner: I'm bored
    Stoner: I'M HIGH AS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
     
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  4. #4 Kalashnikov95, Aug 29, 2014
    Non-stoner: hey man that herb will ruin your life don't do it, a cop told me about how he died after 1.5marijuanas. I sure am glad the govt and police are looking out for me

    Stoner: wait what?


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  5. #5 Tokinsince2012, Aug 29, 2014
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  6. #6 Kushigh, Aug 30, 2014
    Non-stoner: "Dude your room reeks like pot"
     
    Stoner(me): "Thanks man"
     
  7. #7 gonz0714, Aug 31, 2014
    Non stoner: you hungry?
    Stoner: munchies?

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  8. #8 WizardInBlack, Aug 31, 2014
    Non-stoner: What are you, high?!
    Stoner: Actually yeah...
    Non-stoner: Wait, really?
    Stoner: umm yep.
    Non-stoner: well how about that. 
     
  9. #9 Mr.Merf, Aug 31, 2014
    Non-stoner: no I don't smoke pot I want to live past my thirtys
    Stoner: I... I.. I just can't. (walks away)
     
    based on a real life experience.
     
  10. #10 spliffhitter77, Aug 31, 2014
    Non stoner: Gawd. I have to sit through this childish sponge bob bullshit because my kids want to watch it.

    Stoner: singing " who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"


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  11. #11 Spark_Lord, Sep 10, 2014
    Non-Stoner: "I vote because I'm a responsible citizen."
    Stoner: "I don't really care if the Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich wins, unless one of them wants to legalize."


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