Really Dumb Idea Probably Asking Anyway

Discussion in 'General' started by budz_bunny, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. Ok my work does mouth swabs and thc is deposited into the mouth from smoking would you test positive if you took hits threw your nose instead of your mouth I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be pleasent but its just a thought if you could make a mask where you could just breathe the smoke in threw your nose there shouldn't have thc present in your saliva and bam you could get high all you want and still pass you couldn't exhale through your mouth either tho just wanted to see what yall thought ps I think of some fucked up shit sometimes
     
  2. Never heard of mouth swab testing for THC. But I wouldn't know the answer to that.
     
  3. Ya I've done research on how youb test positive in the past and I'm pretty sure it said the only way to get thc in saliva is from smoking/eating it I just think it'd be cool to be able to smoke and never worry about randoms again
     
  4. Neither had I till I worked here I walked in expecting to pee ina cup then bitch hands me a toothbrush lookin thing n tells me to put it between my cheek and gums I was pissed I quit smokin for all the extra time I quit to get my piss clean but mouth swabsb only go back like 3 days tops I yhink but still I could smoke friday night and be dirty still monday at least with piss test I coild buy fake piss or dilute and say I was drinkin a lot cuz I was hungover from drinkin and trying to get rehydrated after a long weekend
     
  5. Come on prople only one person has something to sa y
     
  6. Its not that I just dont think many people have had experience in getting high by smoking it through your nose before..
    I don't see how thats fucking possible
     
  7. Mouth swabs usually only detect use within the last few days
     
    Unless they do them regularly, I wouldn't think it would be an issue to just abstain for a short time leading up to the test
     
  8. Then why not just inject some marijuanas
     
  9. They are supposed to do randoms every 90 days but I know we are definitely over due fot one right now I hate ranfoms judge me on my quality of work nit what b I do in my free time
     
  10. Or up the ass. Frozen hash tincure?
     
  11. It doesn't matter how you ingest it. The THC will be in your saliva, just like it's in your blood. The good news though is the window for detection for THC is much shorter than piss or blood. Only a few days in most cases.
     
    http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/saliva_faq.htm
     
    And yes, I have taken them. 3 in all this past year. I'm currently on probation, and that's all they use in my county. Got one left til freedom.
     
  12. #12 Storm Crow, Jul 29, 2014
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    Oral swab tests are the easiest to pass. You should not smoke, or otherwise ingest, cannabis for at least 24 hours before the test. Although I have read reports of dudes passing within 8 hours of using cannabis, the more time, the better!  3 days of abstinence is usually quite sufficient if you have good oral hygiene.
     
    Before the test, practice excellent oral hygiene. Minimum, do this the night before and that day- rinse with mouth wash, brush your teeth, gums and insides of your cheeks, floss, rinse again and repeat. Use a high alcohol or tartar control mouth wash. One guy said he was asked if he had drank any soda within the hour (it's acidic as vinegar and removes loose cells from the lining of your mouth), so a big soda on the way to the test wouldn't hurt! :D
     
     
    Granny
     
  13. Ya it just sucks why isn't there a decent paying job tgat just doesn't test except hard drugs should be tested for
     
  14. #14 Thejourney318, Jul 30, 2014
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    Won't work man...only way to get high and still pass is to take hits up your ass...just put a joint up there and spark it up...
     
  15. If it comes down to putting something in my ass I'd rather stay sober lol but really if you work your ass off everyday at work never call in never have safety or quality of work issues why would they feel the need to did into your personal life I've even heard of people beingfired for acting an ass at a bar in their free time
     
  16. #16 Slavakonov, Jul 30, 2014
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    move to canada where drug tests are illegal*

    *with the exception of operating heavy machinery
     
  17. I operate heavy machinery daily a 2000 ton press a overhead crane every once in a while I will drive a fork truck so I would probably be tested still but at work I am a safe motherfucker I realize if I make a small mistake picking a 50, 000 pound thing up if I make a small mistake someone could easily die
     
  18. That sucks dude. I must of hit the jackpot, my machine shop pays above average and doesn't test

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  19. Brush teeth and gargle with peroxide. Swabs aren't very effective for thc. Me and a friend got a job at a temp service a few years back. Smoked a blunt, drove to the place, gargled in parking lot, walked in, filled out app, took swab test, got the job.
     
  20. Apparently my plant never used to till some old lady complained and said everyone looked wasted so now they drug test but like I said thry are really tight on money there now they've laid off a ton of people and its way over due for a test maybe they don't wanna spend the money anymore last test was like mid to late February
     

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