Why do Americans say - "I could care less" instead of... "I couldn't care less" Maybe it's not just Americans, but as of yet, they are the only people I've heard/ read saying it. But surely the better statement would be the latter. For example - Jack gets a new car and brags about it to Jimmy, who is no longer friends with Jack. "Hey man, I just bought an awesome new car. 293L turbo diesel engine, 1 million bhp...." A ) "Yeah I couldn't care less" B ) "Yeah I could care less" (A) Obviously has more relevancy because he's saying he doesn't care in the slightest. Whereas ( B ) is saying that he cares somewhat - which defeats the purpose of the phrase. I don't get it (edit the B's kept turning into a face with sunglasses )
I hate that shit. Some people are just too fucking stupid. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
He cares enough to let him finish talking about it but he states that he could care way less than that haha ¡satan has tricked the world into thinking he does not exist!
1. What we say: “Sorry†What Americans hear: “I sincerely apologize.†Saying sorry is like a national tic, which means we Brits rarely use the word to convey a heartfelt apology. This is baffling to Americans who will, on occasion, reply with something like, “Why, exactly, are you sorry?†“I'm not,†you'll say, confused. “Sorry.†2. What we say: “How do you do?†What Americans hear: “Please provide a rundown of your most recent medical.†Despite how it sounds, this is a formal greeting and not an invitation for commentary on a person's quality of life. But Americans sometimes take it literally and have no problem replying truthfully, with a list of ailments. 3. What we say: “Cheers†What Americans hear: “To your good health†In the U.S., this is what people say when they clink glasses in the pub. We do this too but Brits have other uses for this word, all of which will flummox your American friends. Like when we say “cheers†instead of “thank you.†Signing off a phone call or an email this way will leave U.S. folk wondering why you're toasting them. 4. What we say: “You know what I mean?†What Americans hear: “Did you comprehend what I just said?†This British conversation filler isn't even weighty enough to count as a rhetorical question. Nonetheless, Americans will take it at face value and seek to reassure you that they did indeed understand your last statement. 5. What we say: “I've got the right hump.†What Americans hear: “I have a hunchback.†Sometime Brits see fit to borrow camels' dominant physical attribute to help explain that they're annoyed or frustrated. We're not, in fact, opening up about a crippling disfigurement. 6. What we say: “It's a bit dear.†What Americans hear: “It's slightly adorable.†When we Brits want to politely say something is too expensive, we might roll out this quaint old expression. Not a good idea if you're trying to haggle with an American: they'll take it as a compliment. 7. What we say: “I got off with this fit bird.†What Americans hear: “I disembarked with an athletic pigeon.†Don't expect Americans to even attempt a translation here. But if they do manage to guess that “got off with†means “made out withâ€, be sure to clarify that what you mean by “bird.†8. What we say: “I went to public school.†What Americans hear: “I went to a school my parents didn't pay for.†Americans with a snobbish bent will lap up tales of posh British schooling. However, your use of the word “public†may well throw them off. Begin by explaining that, in the U.K., public school is the same as private school. Or, decide not to have this conversation in the first place because it'll make you sound like a twit. 9. What we say: “I'm easy.†What Americans hear: “I always have sex on the first date.†Even the ultra laidback Brits who use this expression might still take issue with the American translation. To avoid misinterpretation, plump for something more on the nose like, “I don't mind.†10. What we say: “All right, darling?†What Americans hear: “How are you, love of my life?†Save prudish Americans' blushes by not directing this informal version of “How do you do?†at them. Worse still is the West Country version, which substitutes “darling†for the infinitely more bewildering and inappropriate “my lover.†Have you had any issues with Americans not understanding your lingo? Stupid Americans.
Not all Americans are inept when it comes to the proper use of the English language, correct grammar, punctuation, and the like. It is unfortunate, however, how severely lacking most Americans are when it comes to using their ONLY language properly. Some of the best speakers of English I know, English is their second language. It is quite sad.
Maybe it has a touch of sarcasm in it. " I could care less" - unsaid - I don't know how or on what, but I won't fully rule it out.
Yes. However, it does bother me when some people type like this: "I dnt kno wht 2 do at all bcuz all I do iz type lyke dis." It's like a foreign language! Wtf?
People commonly misuse the phrase here, but I thought it was a regional thing. It is crazy how the misuse spreads. Incorrect use reinforces incorrect use...and it snowballs into a crap load of people misusing the phrase.
There is no correct way to speak a language. In most countries different parts have different dialects, sometimes to the degree where they can almost completely not interpret what the other person is saying.