Never Getting Crossfaded Again

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by BluntForceTrauma, Jul 26, 2014.

  1. So last night i went to go hang out with my friend who got back from the marine corps, his brother was throwing a party for him. Lets call them G and T. Now both of these guys know how to party, T dropped out of college so he could party more.
    Anyway i got there around 9 and our group of friends was already there partying. Out of about 12 of us, me and only one other guy smoke bud, the rest smoke cigarettes. So normally i dont really drink much, i prefer to just smoke. But last night i decided to go balls to the wall and drink like there was no tomorrow.
    Naturally i decided it was a good idea to smoke some bud. No. Oh no bad idea. I rolled up a 2 g blunt and smoked most of it by myself. For a while i was in crossfaded bliss, pounding fireball shot after fireball shot and Guinness and vodka and redbull and vegas bombs.
    Everything was going great, until around 1 am. Shit started getting weird, undesirable people started showing up, people fucking on the front lawn, fights broke out and people started flopping. both g and t flopped and went to bed. I was still going strong.
    And then it hit me. It felt like i couldnt move, and i hit the pavement like a ton of bricks. Fuckin laid out on the driveway, i started chuking. Like everywhere.
    Snapchat pictures and ig pictures galore, because it was spectacular. It was the quintessential party flop. Passed out with puke around me, surrounded by emptys, smelling like id just escaped a growhouse fire.
    My buddy Robert stepped up and got me to go inside and sit up in a chair. I somewhat returned to reality. For about 3 minutes. I was determined to not flop, doing my best, but about a minute into sitting in the chair, i knew i was fucking gone, and i wasnt coming back.
    So I went for broke and tried to kill the rest of a vegas bomb that was near me. Bad idea. Started to see black around the edges of my vision, knew i was about to pass out. Got robert to help me into the bathroom, passed out in the tub. Chuked everywhere.
    I cant remember anything from the rest of the night, but based on accounts from friends i repeatedly smacked my head on the water spigot, repeated the phrase "im good" about a thousand times, at one point staggered out of the bathroom, lost my shirt at some point, got a beer bottle thrown at my head by this dick, ended up breaking up a fight between two good friends of mine by apparently saying "you guys been friends forever, chill you're just fucked up", tried smoking another joint and pounding another drink, got halfway through the joint and handed it off, and passed out in the middle of the floor, effectively spilling my drink.
    The next morning i woke up, feeling like I'd been hit by a freight train. Got up, chuked a couple more times, looked at the pictures my friends took, gathered some stories, then bummed a ride home with nothing but basketball shorts on and a pack of papers. Funny thing was i went there in jeans, a shirt and a jacket.
    Tl;dr Went to a good ass party, got way too drunk, way too high, chuked a fuck ton, crazy crossfaded shenanigans ensued, lost my clothes somehow, flopped, flopped again, drank more, smoked more, more chuking, more shenanigans, passed out, freight train hangover.
    Sorry for the long ass post, anyone else have any crossfading, flopping, or just way too fucked up party stories?
     
  2. Getting crossfaded is awesome you just gotta know your alcohol limits first bro

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  3. I know my alcohol limits, the thing is i never pass out, and i rarely ever puke when im just drinking alcohol. And of course never when im just smoking, it's the combination thats so explosive

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  4. Better than waking up in jail with 2 black eyes.
     
  5. Has that happened to you? Story?

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  6. well, at least now you know how far not to go.
     
  7. Black guys?


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  8. I always hated the term "Crossfaded"
     
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    Not much to tell, I got in a fight with my best friend. When the cops found me passed out I was hauled in on warrants.
     
    We were being our normal drunken Indian selves.
     
  10. Who won the fight?

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  11. yeah i don't like it much either. But it's really the only universally known term for that state of mind
     
  12. I thought cross faded was 2 unmentionables (the brown one and white one)? Or is it weed/alcohol since that's way more common?
    I never puked from drinking while smoking, like 6oz of pure alcohol (did math) in 4 hours and 4-6 bowls and I felt good I was also 190 pounds fun times
     
  13. Nah weed and alcohol. And no, Idk how much alcohol i had, but im pretty sure it was more than 6oz. Pretty much vodka and Jack all night, and as for weed, it was like an eighth me and a couple others split. Maybe you didn't have enough for that intense fucked up feeling or maybe your tolerance for that is just high as fuck

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  14. I definately agree that weed can make you puke when you're also drunk but you have to be either really drunk or really high.

    For me it took about a quarter of a handle of gin and an edible, in that case I was way to high could have kept it down without that damn firecracker. I'd also probably smoked around an eighth beforehand
     
  15. Well been smoking for 4 years probably at least 2 years of that I've been high at some point during each day (giving an idea of tolerance) and just a month or two everyday before I drank that night and that was third time I've been drunk idk haha 15mg of Percocet didnt even phase me so I think I just have a natural tolerance to shit
     
  16. Last time I got "crossfaded" it felt like I was balancing on a beam when I would stand still

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  17. that's a fairly accurate description of the feeling

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  18. #18 mappynappy, Jul 26, 2014
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    I've only been crossfaded once or twice, I don't really dig it. Everything feels way too damn spinny, like my vision is rotating everywhere but I can't move. However I drank half a handle of vodka one night and ill just say I'm never doing that again
     
  19. Sounds like my type of party
     
  20. Props for still drinking after you threw up
     

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