Stoned Cavemen

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by TokingSince96, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. Man been smoking herb soon after he found fire(please lets keep this fun, not make a debate). You are a hunter gather, with rude crops. What a typical day for you as a stoner caveman?


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  2. Fuck the fine ass cavewomen and smoke that bomb prehistoric herb


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  3. Wake up about noon. Stretch my spartan body and prepare for my 3 cave bitches to morning fuck me. Then eat whatever them trifling hoes dug up.. Den I mob off with a dam spear somewhere cuz ain't got meat and cook worth a shit.. So I kill anything to eradicate putrid taste left in my mouth. But I smoked too dam much so I falls off a small cliff and hurts my knee.. Go back in cave and get blow jobs for. 1 week eating berries and wut eve a hoe could dig up. The end.


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  4. Build tent ,make fire ,close tent (with cave friends inside) ,put dried herb on fire ,eat meat (cooked on same fire) ,play with rocks and draw on ground while telling stories ,drag cave wife by hair back to cave and have sexy times. Repeat every day of the week.
     

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