Funny Story

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by cabage, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. Hello guys i have story i want to say
    I used to be a soccer team manager and my team is not that strong. we went on a league with neighboring countries when we just arrived one of the teams manager that we play against his my friend too he told me Isa if you want your team to win flip your slippers "that mean wear right on left and left on right" I told him you speaking nonsense how is flipping my slippers will make my team win i don't believe what you say he told me what harm that can do for you just go ahead and do it and you will see. OK we went on the next game against a team that is easy for us and we was sure 100% about wining and while we in the match we couldn't score and they were stronger than us and each time they attack i afraid that they will score and win the game. then we had a foul close to their goal and i said to my self why i don't flip my slippers like Fahad told me and so i did and that foul turned to a goal and we win the game. 
    Now that Prophecy Fahad told me came true so I went to everybody and told them this what Fahad told me and this what Fahad told me . ok I went to the next game and the game still didnt start yet and i noticed that the team manager of the team we play against standing behind me and watching me I told him what you want he told me im watching your slippers if you flip i will take them and throw them in the green field with the players i told him its my slippers and i do what i want he told me NO i'm warning you if you flip i will throw you and your slippers in the field

     
  2. Wtf

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  3. So you flipped at the cost of getting thrown into the field with the players to win? I bet they made fun of you
     
  4. thats a...... reallllllllly funny story. like wow.
     
  5. the fuck did I just read.. what is this
     
  6. Lol Wtf... Threads like this makes me love gc

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  7. That reminds me of the time I diarrhea'd all over some guys lawn and wiped my ass with my boxers then left them on the lawn. Mainly because the lack of sense that post contained resembled a steaming pile.
     
    Seriously, not sure if you're trolling or english is not your native language. Not trying to be hurtful. Leaning towards troll though because the last line.
     
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  8. #8 cabage, Jul 23, 2014
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    im not troll and yes English is not my 1st language sorry if my translation is bad or hard to read this stories happens in real life i say why not share and let everybody lough :)
    i have other story i will post later :)
     
  9. You are gonna have some fucked up feet later on in life if you keep this up friend


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  10. I have other story I will say
    once before I was arranging like a mini league like 6 vs 6 in handball field but we playing soccer and i was playing with my team that was in the 1970s  and one of the teams who participate was a team from the villiges like far away villiges and one of their players maybe have never ever wear a shoes before in his life his foot is as big as baby back his feet is too big and have like dessert dryness. and we was playing against them and i was trying to keep my distance off him at all time then came a chance for me to attack alone all there players near our goal and im running with the ball all off a sudden this big foot guy appeared next to me and he lifted his big foot and BOOM on my foot i want to move i couldn't im stuck they came and carry me out of the field my feet got to big i couldnt move for three days i told them where you bring this kind of jungle people from they told me they participated we couldn't say no
     
  11. Lmao " where you bring this kind of jungle people from"
     
  12. Why like this. who fucked up my post with daiarya story. you dont no how to talk
     

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