Star Wars Episode Vii Spoilers

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Doke Smoper, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. #1 Doke Smoper, Jul 22, 2014
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    I figured out the plot of the next star wars movie

    The empire appoints a new emperor named Xenu who kills all the Jedi, but their souls come back as ghosts, which he captures in spaceships and takes to Earth and imprisons inside volcanoes.  But the Jedi souls escape and attach themselves to humans.  Eventually the force speaks to L.Ron Hubbard and tells him the prophecy of the chosen one who will bring balance to the force.  His name is Tom Cruise.

    Tom Cruise later learns that when you audit the thetans out of your body, they leave behind mitichlorians which allow you to use the force.  He then forms a new Jedi Council. 

    I can't confirm this is legit, but I do have evidence that Lucas was sympathetic to the cause of Scientology who routinely uses Star Wars in their advertising and internal events with no worry of copyright issues.  Lucas even once said he was "thrilled" about it. 

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    I'm not actually serious about this by the way lol.
     
  2. lol, that would be a good plot line.
     
  3. I'm just not sure if Tom Cruise is tall enough to play Tom Cruise.
     

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