Any Methods To Pass A Drug Test Dirty?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by nastybooyjasper, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. There might be a thread for it but I didn't see one. What the hell. Any thing? One of my friends who got me into toking said there's this stuff you can get that you drink like 30 minutes prior to a drug test and you will piss clean even though technically speaking you should be pissing dirty. Any idea what the hell he is talking about? Anyways but yeah. Anybody know of a way you can pass a drug test while dirty?


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  2. Yes. Hold a gun to the tester's head and say "the results are negative for THC.....understand me?"  You will pass with flying colors.
     
     
    Hahahaha do not do that I am full of shit.
     
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  3. lol im not gonna do that shit i might not be the brightest kid but i am smart enough to know better


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  4. naw those detox drinks dont make your urine clean only dilute it but to work 100% dont smoke for 2 weeks then drink 3 of those or pay over 100$ for cleaners at gnc i  dont know if they work though. Or sneak  in someone elses clean pee. I did that a few times that works like a charm
     
  5. Noo


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  6. my friend's parents were/are gonna drug test him (they haven't yet) and he smokes a lot and is gonna get kicked out if he fails it, so he just got a sober guy's piss and has been keeping it preserved on ice or something.
    same guy had to get tested last summer and drank something like two cups of straight vinegar, and like a gallon of cranberry juice the week before the test and he ended up passing.
     

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