then, jesus comes back with the same mickie mouse costume with a fat 3 foot doobie in hand and slaps beyonce into a cold coma
That's when Beyonce looks at Jesus and says, "J-Babe, you know I got ma otha Jay-Babe on tha side. Only one Jay can touch this b00ty."
To which J-Babe (Jesus) responded with, "Jay Z, if you don't let me have 'Yonce and her b00ty, your baby's fate will be looking exactly like you," as he held up this picture and everyone began to gasp in horror.
He then smacks her once again, instead this time with the baby picture. Sparks a blunt and passes it to moses
The miracle blunt goes around and around enough times to get 1000 people blazed. Moses slowly turns turns to Beyoncé and asks her,
Jesus asks again, this time louder and while grabbing his package, "SMOKETH THE POLE OF JESUS I ASK?"
It pulled its out and "Hell!" "ITS was bigger than mine!" Sent from my SPH-L900 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I took a bite of a sandwich, hit the bong, nutted in a fine bitch and did the secret handshake from spongebob with my bro all in about 3 seconds. Kind of a run on but tops the thread fo sure.