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And all a nigga wanted to do is bang some hookers

 

But my wandering eye was caught by a mere shimmer on the west horizon...


~StayLifted

 

If you see a cop, Warn a Brother!

 

and the smell of sweet dankness aloft in the air.

 

I saw one of my bitches and I thought to myself "bitch betta have my money"...........

 

but she did not

 

 
so I reached back like a pimp and smacked the ho.

 

it was at that moment i realized she was a man.

 

 
Then it all made sense.............

 

And he realized I was a woman!

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But that still didn't stop him from beating my ass

 

After the beatup i said listen ho'


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now get on ur knees like a good little girl/boy................

 

And join me in prayer.


~StayLifted

 

"Oh powerfull all mighty father who hath blessed our souls with thy divine herbs, lend us your strength so we may set aside our differences and conquer this rimmer that layith before us. Amen. (Click click... Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble)


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all of a sudden the cops bust through the door................ 

 

and asked for a toke on the zoot