Never Ending Weed Rap.. Just Keep Adding On

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by spliffhitter77, Jul 12, 2014.


  1. So imma break em off a chunk of da Kush..
    Burgundy regal is the whip that I push...
    I'm puffin on that lavender...
    Y'all suckas straight scavengers...



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  2. #2 imnotthatguy, Jul 14, 2014
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    It actually ended pretty quick.

    Edit: not trying to be a dick.
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  3. bitch yo flow's wack, you should stick to smokin sacks
     
  4. Nigga fuck yo sacks what you know about the mac, light a blunt and get high while I count out my stacks

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  5. Eat a Doritos Los
    Cos. tacos my nigs... Imma slow creep,with a wit a bag if them mids...


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  6. Hitting off the blunt... smackin all these niggas that comin here tryna stunt...
     
  7. yall rap wannabes at grasscity act stupid to me. when my flows come, the shows done, ill end it, you see. when your bitch come i bend it and lend it back for free, cus when it comes to fuckin pussy, yall aint even satisfactory


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  8. We rap till infinity, we got that weed affinity, fill wraps longer than a centipede, equal opportunity blazin' sativa and indica with symmetry, Rastafari can't fuck with our high, bein' low is a sin to me, I'm in the lab steady blendin' seeds botany books I'm finna read, ganja in my system purp 'n' green I'm finna bleed, we burn KGs like Tenacious D, fuck a pool of liquor I want a sea of leafy green, Kendrick isn't kin to me, no one can defend the beat, now I'mma pass it to a stoner friend to me, go ahead and get it, b!


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  9. I attest to puff on the best up in my chest...from the Wild West.. I'm puttin bitches to rest...
    So you can catch a hot one to the breastplate..as my chrome eagle begins to regulate..I embrace the thought of a resting place...a place to be amazed and straight up blazed...


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  10. I'm on my ayy game like the Fonze from Happy Days, never take a bronze I am first place, suave rap god droppin' pen bombs like James Bond while I'm trippin' off the haze, stay blazin' jays up on stage anyone who cops my crop will be amazed, bitch ass fakes whose mixtapes flopped should be afraid, spittin' hotter than Hades, got water for all the thirsty ladies, they slobber on my cock like they had rabies, sky high Guardian of the Galaxy blastin' off with that Rocket got bitches eyes poppin' out they sockets, got Gamora's pussy sorer than a Ferguson reporter, fucked up causin' disorder smokin' some of that G-root flora, Drax the Destroyer to anybody that battles me, when you rap with me you maxed out man that's ya peak, fuck with me you're up shits creek, bust a piece you're bloody and deceased now I'mma sling it to the homies keep killin' it please don't be discrete


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  11. You think your big shit, you just a speck
    Skatin on these hoes like a tec deck
    Causing more deaths then a car wreak
    Always keep one rolled
    I be up under this bridge like you got trolled
    Take a vote like you got polled,
    legalize marijuana So I can come smoke it witch ya grand mama
    Box with me you get trauma
    I smoke L's with Obama and Osama.
    Towell on my head they call me Islama
    Coming in hotter then a sauna in kamikaze bomba
    It's America get the fuck outta here with your nazi mama
     
  12. #12 SlightlyStonedSD, Sep 10, 2014
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    Please don't be discrete, it's a weed rap so I'm blazing in the street
    It's amazing what I reach, with a lift from miss Mary Jane
    Got me feeling me and Mr. Marley are one in the same
    I'm runnin from lames, pockets laced wit a blunt lit
    You don't smoke like my city smoke, why you tryna front kid?
    You can't do what I done did, let's get it now why should we wait?
    And all my real stoners holla "fuck a t break!"
     
  13. I'm hella smacked on Grass City
    Stoners killin' tracks with me
    Green monster on the beat while I'm Hulk smashin' trees
    I been steady stackin' green
    Joffrey on the mic a competition killin' disastrous king
    The fake rapper apocalypse is happening
    Me and my team will be the only rappers left in the aftermath, b
    Got they girls hittin' more high notes than Bohemian Rhapsody
    So pass the weed I'll blast the whack scene
    Everybody leavin' in a casket if they got the sack to attack me
    I'll be the only one at their shows in the back seat laughing
    Because I know I'm top notch always puttin' the cops on crop watch kickin' back with a fat sack of hash and a bottle of Jack D
    If anybody asks who's that dude always goin' full throttle well that's me
    So I'mma hit the gas pedal and blast past these pussy ass pop rap rebels
    Mass murderin' rhymes until I'm face to face with the devil
    None of these bottom feeding competitors will ever be on my level and that's easy to see
    Now my stoner homies keep fuckin' up that beat just get sleazy on it, G's.
     
  14. I'm a crip from Compton
    I'm a blood from Watts
    I got an UZI in my hand and I call the shots
    I got an UZI in my hand, I got my finger on the trigger
    And I'll blow you away cause i'm a mean fuckin Nigga
     
  15. #15 Crony, Sep 10, 2014
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    I'm a mean fuckin nigga but that don't mean shit
    Im about roll a blunt wit the homies and take the very first hit
    They all know I got that extravagant dank 
    More so than you do money in the fuckin bank.
    When Im packing bowls Im loading the kief
    I might accidentally pocket your light, but for real I'm no thief.
     
  16. So I light a blunt
    stick my dick in her cunt
    Got her preggo
    But the baby turned out to be a runt
     
    So I said fuck it and threw the baby in the trash
    then went and scored an ounce of hash
    I was firing up cone after cone in my bong
    And now it's your turn to add some shit to this song.
     
  17. #17 SlightlyStonedSD, Sep 11, 2014
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    Yeah I'll add some shit to it
    Throw on some Bob and get ripped to it...
    Flow pourin through the thread like it's slick fluid
    Weed so loud, find a window, it'll stick to it

    Too drunk to roll the blunt so my bitch do it
    Not worried bout the trolls I just click through it
    Flick your bic music, hate and get the greasy cock
    I been here since last May and got two words, GC rocks
     
  18. bro go flow show no!
     
     I feel like doctor suess
    I'm gonna hang my own ass from a noose
    I be spitten rhymes like mother goose
    That bitch is a squirter I can smell her juice
    Her pussy be tore up like the antlers of a moose
    Synagogs are filled with rabbais and jews
    Why you turn me loose?
    I gotta drink some booze
     
    This fuckin rhyme is really sad
    This fuckin rhyme is really bad
    I be rapping like i'm reading from a hallmark card
    This freestyle shit is pretty damn hard.
     
  19. its damn hard, i handcarve pipes out apples a cortland, 
    always serve me well to get me slammed, 
    never serving time for selling fuck the slam,
    I keep it lowkey like thors my fam,
     
  20. It's damn hard I handcarve pipes out of apples in Portland
    And I can't think of anything that rhymes with Portland
    Eminem be shaking his head in disgust
    He cussed, my freestyle rap is a bust.
     

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