Never Ending Weed Rap.. Just Keep Adding On

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by spliffhitter77, Jul 12, 2014.

  1. Steadily upon my grind
    Lemon lime up in my cup
    Double cupped up at the mall
    So I flossing how I ball
    Rims on dat slow creep
    So they ain't spin at all
    Naw dawg my raps stall
    Like a scene from 300
    Bout to get paid in my escalade
    Amazes crowds from here to London
    So you don son
    It's me B
    I'm done son.


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  2. Hittin' that blunt like cheech and chong, puffin out clouds like the Vietcong.
     
    Fat Sherlock hit while I write this shit, already high now that I think of it.. 
     
    3 pot brownies now, regret comes later, watching Star Wars; would Obi smoke w Vader?
     
    Hot boxing the Tie Fighter with Death Star Chronic, feeling high on that Imperial Hydroponic,
     
    refusing the Storm Troopers looking to score, THIS IS NOT THE WEED you are looking for... 
     
  3. I hope to impress at least half of congress minority...for a white rappers conformity.,,
    Oh can't ya see the way I drop this ill spit...ridiculous fire, you desire, come to set this crowd on fire...
    And I desire...to retire to the den with my cotton gin and my pappies feather pen..
    Fountain of youth, keep you lose, don't grab that noose... I'm still spitting for the top of the tooth...
    And yeah you can find me in the booth.


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  4. Fuck a booth motha fucka ima rip my bong
    Along to the beat of a dope ass song
    Roll a blunt eat a cunt do a stunt fuckin runt
    When I'm vibin motha fucka don't do me wrong

    Puffin clouds
    Hazy sky
    It's the loud
    Feelin high
    Goin hard
    In my zone
    In my car
    I am stoned



    Smoke big, guys. Smoke big.
     
  5. I ain't gon lie motha fucka
    I'm high motha fucka
    Ima keep takin hits til I die motha fucka
    I'm blitzed motha fucka you can see it in my eyes
    Puffin that blunt watchin Kansas City rise
    And in the 816 with every moment that passes
    You can multiply the fuckin cops on their asses
    Yeah they harass us like where'd you get that weed from?
    Confiscating plants like where'd you get those seeds from?


    Smoke big, guys. Smoke big.
     
  6. Sipping on my ganga so sticky and dank..
    A little costly but its worth the bank..
    Got this crazy glass piece for my Solo Vape..
    Called the F-Bomb makes my smoke so tight..
    Got no more to say so I got to leave ya..
    I only smoke the Best cause I'm the Sativa Diva!
     
  7. Saliva diva? Ya beta leave it to beaver...
    to there ain't no sparing the meat cleaver...
    So ho go home and wash out that beaver...
    The relief you get from the shatter ice hits..
    Leave you mindless
    Rewind this
    Get behind this and
    Let's fucking time this..
    Like a marathon I'm on time for this.
    I'm Charles Branson huh
    This your deathwish bruh?
    You claim to be 504...
    But you greyhound station hub.
    Marc ass, busta ass, punk ass trick
    Ima beat ya like a man and turn your face purple
    Lil washed up bit.


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  8. #68 Sativa Diva 1, Feb 22, 2015
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    Spliffhitter77...who the hell are you talkin to..
    Better show this Ol' Head respect I got shoes older than you!
    this rap was about weed hygrade or 'mercal..
    But your dizzy young ass make it personal..
    Truth be told I don't pay immature thugs no mind..
    I'm very selective who I drop my knowledge..
    Cause you lack common sense you let alone college..
    Lacking all kinds of decency and decorum..
    I came in peace your ass came warring too blind to see this ain't that kind of forum!
    Skip along with your silly ass..your talkin to an elder you ain't got no class..
    Do the world the a favor pick up a book and read..
    Put the ganga down..you smoke too much weed..
    Or lest do the world justice and just don't breed!

    (I'm done with you silly rabbit)..
     
  9. Silly rabbit? Yo, stuntn is a habit. Dagnabit!
    Some David Blane magic, you can't grasp it.
    A blacksmith on this hot mic...
    The same mc that I psyched twice.
    So think twice before you smash mics.
    And realize I that I smash dikes.
    So what would you do for a Klondike bar?
    Showcase a degree? Did you raise the bar?
    Naw, you won't go to far, preparing the future
    For a hardheaded like me..
    A type whitest, hpynest, screwed and chopped mc.


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  10. mc? i hope that stands for mentally challenged
    cause fuckin up and slippin up is all you can manage
    do some damage?
    the only thing your dick could ever do is be the meat in a gay sandwich
    man, i'll tell you
    people these days take everything for granted
    spoiled fools runnin around actin' like bandits
    braggin 'bout bitches and smokin good  weed
    yet a nigga only say hello in their time of need
    please.
    girl wants me to be a little more affectionate,
    i told 'er hold on babe im slayin a degenerate
    im drunk man
    let me light a cigarette
     
  11. #71 spliffhitter77, Feb 24, 2015
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    Like half em words ain't even rhyme!
    easy homeboy! I do this all the time..
    Yeah it's my turn to shine, my time to grind.
    You got one life, one line.
    It's all mine.
    Yeah I'm selfish on this rap weed thread..
    So I decided to put you back to bed...
    Grab yo rope a dope and light your smoka smoke.
    But don't choke whilst my ice cubes be floating on this bong smoke.
    You already know I be pulling a milky ripper..
    So back up chump before I open you like Jack the Ripper.
    With 10 zippers, you will never stop me.


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  12. #72 zeroiszero, Mar 13, 2015
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    2 chaaaainnnnssss~
     
  13. Spliffhitter I'm gonna stop you right now

    By the end of this shit you'll be saying "how..?"

    My creativity flow when I let the bong go

    Hit the bowl no light cuz that shit rolls

    Hit it, clear it, takin my time

    Then I spit it, you hear it, it blows your mind

    My rhyme this time is the kind that you rewind

    And listen to it time after time, sippin bud lime makin bowls shine. Breakin the law but committing no crime

    Got some grape trainwreck, it leaves your brain wrecked

    The kind of indica that leaves you sittin on your deck

    Enjoying the atmosphere so get the fuck out of here




    Smoke big, guys. Smoke big.
     
  14. The only words in rap songs I know are "nigga bitchs money and weed"


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  15. Puffin' on this skunk 1, rollin' blunts, used to cop dubs,

    Now I'm coppin' ounces and quarter pounders,

    Smokin' hydro plants and auto flowers,

    Bong rips and G-B's I'm geekin', that's Austin powers,
     
  16. #76 spliffhitter77, Oct 14, 2015
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    Please...you have the balls to call yourself liam? Pfffttt



    Like Liam Neeson it's treason to take the Bosses name for no reason



    It's hunting season on this dam track, step on a twig here that click clack



    I cooking breakfast talking flapjacks and mc like you know be straight wack



    Im the coldest motha fucka that ya don't know



    I'm eating candy canes while I chop snow



    My wrist be frosty like yo front lawn



    Imma snatch yo girl and take the ho home



    Return blown neon ozone



    Up in her mind she be hesitatn



    But rappers like you steady seperatn
     
  17. Yo , it's SpaceDuke.
    Bout to drop a fucking nuke.
    Dead bodies everywhere, shit will make you puke
    Getting higher smoke skywalker like Luke
    I'm the king of the city of grass
    Sit on my thrown while I hit on my glass.
    All you pussies cannot rap
    You bout to get schooled by a South African lad.
    Ironic because our education system is bad.
    Yeah

    -SpaceDuke
     
  18. super purple skunk you know Im rollin them blunts
    why you spinnin over there, lookin like you drunk

    my bitch is plump, she got a rump, when she walk she kinda thumps

    if its ripe its my type yeah I might be kind of blunt

    But if you tryna stunt just know you will get dumped

    Cause I'm super purple skunk, and i aint scared to confront
    Word..

    lmao
     
  19. Been smokin on that marijuana…
    Bout start flexin' on my baby mama
    Yea
    Niggas tryin play, yall gonna wind up dead
    Got these bitches over here countin' my bread
    Yea
    Pullin 50k in a day what you know about that
    why you runnin that trap Woooo

    Cause we a gang in the east, we be bangin like these priests
    Like rata-tat-tat it wrap it ‘fore you tap it
    This chick she like money yeah shes crashin the stacks
    But I gotta throw her out she trippin out the max
    and she might just attack.
     
  20. #80 spliffhitter77, Oct 22, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 22, 2015
    I'm steady stacking stacks



    I'm chopping hella racks



    White gold on them blades, so you know I Mac



    With the cheese, I'm talking extra chedda



    No one could do it betta



    Regardless of any weather



    Weather it be shady or nice



    You playing with your life



    Roll the dice



    But think about it twice



    While I polish the muzzle



    My minds like a puzzle



    Tell my goons to back up



    Then I lock up the nuzzle
     

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