Never Ending Weed Rap.. Just Keep Adding On

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by spliffhitter77, Jul 12, 2014.

  1. Kick that shit to the curb its wack
    so relax and get back to the herb
    Smoke's the verb
    No joke, I toked most the Earth
    Dumb blokes, you're supposed to swerve
    When you're this stoned
    Like uhh when I'm in this zone
    I'm supposed to serve
    It's natural
    High potent's is what we both deserve
    Just desserts
    Is that whyyy my throat's so dry?
    Like dust deserts?
    Nah I'm just playin'
    Need a snapple, I'm just sayin'
    I rap when theres folks payin'
    Bad smoke? I'm not stayin
    Cuz when its toked
    You choke and croak
    Like frogs
    Flowers sogged
    Uncured and waterlogged
    Gross
     
  2. This dudes saying weed is natural,
    He's outta his mind, don't get me wrong nigga I like smokin the kind.
    Just take a second to listen, I hope you don't mind.
    Weed has gone through thousands of years of selective breeding by mankind.
    This dudes saying weed is natural,
    He's outta his mind, don't get me wrong nigga I like smokin the kind.
    Just take a second to listen, I hope you don't mind.
    Weed has gone through thousands of years of selective breeding by mankind.
     
  3. Rick Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains

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  4. Couldn't agree more,
    Herb - With the way its cultivated
    Himalayas
    to the Hindus
    Women and men dude
    They all got faded
    So follow me on down
    The warren like Alice
    We sit on thrones and sip the chalice
    And give no love to Ruderalis
    But what I mean is natural
    Is I'm magical
    And masterful
    At spitting rhymes
    That's smashing fools
    Which gets me dimes to cash or use
    To get me high like astrosuits
    Strapped on guys that pass by moons
    Swirling by like mass typhoons
    Orbit riding plastic tubes
    And when my head is cracked in two
    My mind flows out like acid goo
    And smacks you til your black and blue
    I'm asking you to pass it to
    The man thats to the left of you
    To pack a dab
    So take a guess
    And take a stab
    Its you know who.
     
  5. lmfao!! Hahaha
    I tell that bitch don't open your mouth unless your bout to suck it,
    I sink that hoe like the titanic, make you and all your niggaz panic
    A b c d, can't you see your ass is retarded unlike me
    Have your lady roll up my tree,
    Stuck it in her like a key, while I'm snortin peas
    Fucking wit them triple c's. Rob a bank with ease
    Have a bitch ass mutha fucka prayin on his knees.
    Me and my gang fly up on your ass like killa bees.
    You see I'm rymin cuz I'm higher then the oldest trees.
    You know I can rap about anything,
    Like a im the mutha fucking king
    Fuck yo bitch ass we'll meet in a boxing ring
    After that imma make yo ass get in a to to and sing
    Pussy ass bitch, I cut you up like a snitch
    They'll never find you, stash you in a ditch.
    Throw a punch harder then a pitch
    Then I'll sow you up like a stitch,
    Don't what im rappin about, but Im railin your bitch.
    You see me up in the kitchen cookin up rocks,
    That's how I make my money, on the corner of them blocks.
    You running your mouth like a watch tic tocs
    Got on my Rolex but still ain't got time for you hoes
    Love thinkin bout Robbin my foes, only my homie knows
     
  6. Ah sheeit. Turning into a batlle xD. Ill get back to this thread later today I'm going to IHOP. :p
     
  7. I wasn't calling you retarded man, I'm just making shit up ahaha, but munch good my friend
     
  8. Noooo I know! Im just saying, this thread is gonna turn into battles cuz thats just how it goes with the territory. But chyeahh, i know youre not serious. If everyone wrote serious bars that were 100% accurate, lol, mine would be too boring.
     
  9. #49 bushsmokerkushsmoker, Oct 16, 2014
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    Only my homie knows)...where I keep my hoes, your hoes be on my mo fucking toes, with my main GC member joes, we smoke almost as much weed as the popo's' (popo = Police since when they take your weed...we all know they go home and smoke it)
     
  10. I'm steadily upon my grind
    Lemon lime and doubled cupped up
    Don't give 2 fucks about a four leaf clovers luck
    When I'm smashing through...keep that nine on tuck
    I'm young and reckless and new on this set list
    Ain't nothin to mess with and sure to impress this
    I drop fire like its war world 3... White gorilla killa on this fucking track B
    I'm on full attack see..



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  11. #51 bubba ho-tep, Nov 4, 2014
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    Nah I don't see you ^^ cause my eyes too low,
    Im finna to smoke enough to fill the sky with smoke,
    All kinds a dope no I don't have any kids,
    Bitch would probably birth a baby with a leaf an a stem.
    Smoke ten joints a day before i scramble my eggs,
    Call me Julian or Ricky guys im high for fucks sake.
     
  12. I wonder why all freestyles turn to insults and battles?

    probably because it's the laziest, easiest way to rhyme. Make an effort to keep it original and positive. After all, it is a weed rap.
     
  13. Fuck it I'm not even stoned
    But I'll keep the ball Rollin like Indiana jones
    My flow more dope than the shit you smoke
    You say you can smoke more that's a joke
    And since I'll be stoned I'll be laughing for days
    Sit the fuck down shut up and pass me the haze
    Lighting till the early light of a new day
    I get so excited when the bong comes my way
    Fuck does anyone even read this?
    Is this rap useless like my penis?
    I'll never know till someone goes next but better be good cause you're next to the best


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  14. #54 bubba ho-tep, Nov 18, 2014
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    Next to the best let me pass ya the piff, lyrical splif
    You gonna catch a buzz off of this,
    I usually don't do strains with names I care bout THC,
    But recently I stumbled cross a fat sack of sour D,
    Taste wise it taste like some souped up sweet tarts,
    I also like that chocolope it put me on retard,
    You know how it be bra,
    Eyes low, dope smoke, slow-mo to road dome,
    I'm steady staying blown bro.
     
  15. #55 CanIBeShaggy, Nov 19, 2014
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    Yo, that last verse sucked.. I fuck cunts, and get $$$ and pussy, ya money and pussy and i kill people and stuff (thats how you rap right guys?)
     
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  17. That's ignant dawg. if you don't like rap stay out of a rap thread
     
  18. #58 CanIBeShaggy, Nov 19, 2014
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    Teach me how to rap please
    Edit: Oh and its ignorant not, "ignant" and dawgs not a word ah, i guess i just dont fit in..
     

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  19. I guess you don't
     
  20. :( ill leave now
     

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