Kick that shit to the curb its wack so relax and get back to the herb Smoke's the verb No joke, I toked most the Earth Dumb blokes, you're supposed to swerve When you're this stoned Like uhh when I'm in this zone I'm supposed to serve It's natural High potent's is what we both deserve Just desserts Is that whyyy my throat's so dry? Like dust deserts? Nah I'm just playin' Need a snapple, I'm just sayin' I rap when theres folks payin' Bad smoke? I'm not stayin Cuz when its toked You choke and croak Like frogs Flowers sogged Uncured and waterlogged Gross
This dudes saying weed is natural, He's outta his mind, don't get me wrong nigga I like smokin the kind. Just take a second to listen, I hope you don't mind. Weed has gone through thousands of years of selective breeding by mankind. This dudes saying weed is natural, He's outta his mind, don't get me wrong nigga I like smokin the kind. Just take a second to listen, I hope you don't mind. Weed has gone through thousands of years of selective breeding by mankind.
Couldn't agree more, Herb - With the way its cultivated Himalayas to the Hindus Women and men dude They all got faded So follow me on down The warren like Alice We sit on thrones and sip the chalice And give no love to Ruderalis But what I mean is natural Is I'm magical And masterful At spitting rhymes That's smashing fools Which gets me dimes to cash or use To get me high like astrosuits Strapped on guys that pass by moons Swirling by like mass typhoons Orbit riding plastic tubes And when my head is cracked in two My mind flows out like acid goo And smacks you til your black and blue I'm asking you to pass it to The man thats to the left of you To pack a dab So take a guess And take a stab Its you know who.
lmfao!! Hahaha I tell that bitch don't open your mouth unless your bout to suck it, I sink that hoe like the titanic, make you and all your niggaz panic A b c d, can't you see your ass is retarded unlike me Have your lady roll up my tree, Stuck it in her like a key, while I'm snortin peas Fucking wit them triple c's. Rob a bank with ease Have a bitch ass mutha fucka prayin on his knees. Me and my gang fly up on your ass like killa bees. You see I'm rymin cuz I'm higher then the oldest trees. You know I can rap about anything, Like a im the mutha fucking king Fuck yo bitch ass we'll meet in a boxing ring After that imma make yo ass get in a to to and sing Pussy ass bitch, I cut you up like a snitch They'll never find you, stash you in a ditch. Throw a punch harder then a pitch Then I'll sow you up like a stitch, Don't what im rappin about, but Im railin your bitch. You see me up in the kitchen cookin up rocks, That's how I make my money, on the corner of them blocks. You running your mouth like a watch tic tocs Got on my Rolex but still ain't got time for you hoes Love thinkin bout Robbin my foes, only my homie knows
Noooo I know! Im just saying, this thread is gonna turn into battles cuz thats just how it goes with the territory. But chyeahh, i know youre not serious. If everyone wrote serious bars that were 100% accurate, lol, mine would be too boring.
Only my homie knows)...where I keep my hoes, your hoes be on my mo fucking toes, with my main GC member joes, we smoke almost as much weed as the popo's' (popo = Police since when they take your weed...we all know they go home and smoke it)
I'm steadily upon my grind Lemon lime and doubled cupped up Don't give 2 fucks about a four leaf clovers luck When I'm smashing through...keep that nine on tuck I'm young and reckless and new on this set list Ain't nothin to mess with and sure to impress this I drop fire like its war world 3... White gorilla killa on this fucking track B I'm on full attack see.. Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum:blaze:
Nah I don't see you ^^ cause my eyes too low, Im finna to smoke enough to fill the sky with smoke, All kinds a dope no I don't have any kids, Bitch would probably birth a baby with a leaf an a stem. Smoke ten joints a day before i scramble my eggs, Call me Julian or Ricky guys im high for fucks sake.
I wonder why all freestyles turn to insults and battles? probably because it's the laziest, easiest way to rhyme. Make an effort to keep it original and positive. After all, it is a weed rap.
Fuck it I'm not even stoned But I'll keep the ball Rollin like Indiana jones My flow more dope than the shit you smoke You say you can smoke more that's a joke And since I'll be stoned I'll be laughing for days Sit the fuck down shut up and pass me the haze Lighting till the early light of a new day I get so excited when the bong comes my way Fuck does anyone even read this? Is this rap useless like my penis? I'll never know till someone goes next but better be good cause you're next to the best Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum
Next to the best let me pass ya the piff, lyrical splif You gonna catch a buzz off of this, I usually don't do strains with names I care bout THC, But recently I stumbled cross a fat sack of sour D, Taste wise it taste like some souped up sweet tarts, I also like that chocolope it put me on retard, You know how it be bra, Eyes low, dope smoke, slow-mo to road dome, I'm steady staying blown bro.
Yo, that last verse sucked.. I fuck cunts, and get $$$ and pussy, ya money and pussy and i kill people and stuff (thats how you rap right guys?)
Teach me how to rap please Edit: Oh and its ignorant not, "ignant" and dawgs not a word ah, i guess i just dont fit in..